Pandering asshats.

Well, wait. Trump first. Then his kids second. Then maybe America or maybe young co-eds. But America is certainly not first.

You are fucktarded.

Golden age for golden shower lovers. Perfect.

If this is what winning looks like, sweet jesus I hate to see what losing looks like.

This is an objectively hilarious statement. The “right” is emotionally stable. Okay chud.

You really should shut the fuck up intern.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

This is the greatest skeet to date.

I cackled when I saw this. President Camacho was ahead of his time.

Yeah, I don’t give two fucks about this.

What is it like inside your head?

It’s never too late for someone to take care of it.

Friday. Screw Twitter btw.

Not even on the “7th day”?

I mean, fuck reopening the government that represents the people of this country. I want my ballroom.

Even Kings need a break.

Blood would have run in the streets.

Drop an old person you're going to be in the future.

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel let Chili’s kill off Skillet Queso.

Aaron Rodgers?

Quite literally a dead body.

So…we are going to have acid jizz instead of acid rain, aren’t we…

Same vibes. bsky.app/profile/2nda...

Aggie media been on a heater all season.

A king is crowned on no kings day.

Me.

Hahaha.

I wish. We need Luigi.

So, uh, maybe do something about it. You need 7 dems. Shouldn’t be that hard you FUCKING CLOWNS.