(I’m not but I’m gonna pretend I yam until I yam)

Is it happening?? Am I getting shredded???

how your email finds me

#pridemonth

finally got a semblance of booty pump 😭😂 just because I haven’t been posting about the gym doesn’t mean I haven’t been going 🫵😠

Have I told yall how much I hate being sick?????

They did this in the new season of You and I nearly puked

That’s it. That’s IT. I’m moving to Denmark and then never getting on a plane again. I’m so sick of getting so goddamn sick every single time I travel.

Becky Lynch constantly throwing her fist up into the air is so annoying given that she was shaking hands with a literal genocider last year

🥲🥲🥲

Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.

The Forks Live in a Pickle Jar

I just know that mf jerked off after turning red in the face making that hate-video about me 😂😂😂

PSA: you can just pay me if you want me to bully you.

one of my failed bf applications lololol

and why am I crashing out over a breakup that’s not even a breakup😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground in the water . ALT: a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground in the water .

IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE😭😭😭😭😭😭

wym I can’t [redacted] your [redacted] again because you’re not allowed to 😭😭😭😭😭

how are you 40+ years old and still monogamous 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

you can’t go wrong with being nice💕 just know that when a mini balrog is on your shoulder telling you to be meaner- that’s me! Hehe

Tbh those commenters should feel a little bad!! Those comments are not in good faith imo, because I NEVER see comments like that under videos made by male content creators. Insulting our intelligence ≠ conversation starter

I always just say “am I a joke to you” to those comments and then they say sorry lmao

crying my way to the gym like the super champ that I yam

Miriel. Melian. Idril. Elwing. Morwen. Nerdanel. Celebrian. Lúthien. Indis. Aredhel. Galadriel. Ungoliant. Emeldir. Arwen. Éowyn. Gilraen. Nimloth. Anairë. Finduilas. Mrs Maggot. Rosie Cotton.

Some favourite mothers of Middle-earth, who show strength, love, care and sacrifice 💌

head was hurting so I had to tap out after just 10mins of rowing and 3 sets of split squats😭😭 but I still went to the gym!!

overslept 😭😭😭😭😭😭

TIL that I’ve been lifting almost half my body weight for the last few days 🫨

yesterday // today

idk if y’all will EVER catch me at a “____moot.” Being in a building full of Tolkien fans SHOULD be a dream, but men 🙃
The fact that sooooo many of the femmes in the fandom feel this way is probably the only thing that the professor has actually rolled in his grave over