getting drunk and texting my mom that i love her

my tv is currently about to be totally unusable (had it for ages) and i don’t plan on replacing it. goodbye and good riddance

every day i rage about paying Real Money for tv subscriptions and having to still Suffer Through Ads

having an ultimate girls night (french fries + wine + fleabag)

Women only want one thing, and it’s a little worm

my weekends typically look a lot like this

completely devastated just now when i walked there ready to eat yummy ramen and read my book only to see them closed for lunch.

deciding it is my civic duty to give the new ramen place so much business that they are open for lunch too

logged in to see hundreds of hamburger helper memes. i have no idea what is going on and i don’t want to

logging on every two weeks to post some random nonsense and then logging back off for another two weeks

me + heated blankie + rainy evening + reality tv + my snuggly cat + an entire box of trader joe’s mini cheese sandwich crackers

hate job searching. i belong in the forest

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my third cup of coffee

day off activities

look at this asshole

my cat has to go on a bit of a diet and he’s been retaliating by knocking down my plant stands, lamps, and shelves whenever i leave the house. thanks bud

have to brag about this vintage 1978 dr pepper bomber i was just gifted

this is so real

i’ll allow it

anyways i had a crazy day at work so i’m slapping on my new favorite jeans and going out to eat a burger the size of my head

i second this. YUM

thrifted the most perfect pair of vintage levi’s. like, they must have measured me exactly somehow bc these jeans fit me like a glove. $21. i am HYPED.

no <3

i love going into work knowing it will be a chaotic, soul crushing kind of day where i just scream internally for 9 hours and then go home

spotify has curated the most emo girl cold crispy fall morning playlist of all time for me and i am just so grateful

ice cream for dinner

thinking really hard about the chocolate ice cream i have in the freezer at home

i wish there was a way i could do my job and play oblivion at the same time

owie

anyways look at these cute cherry earrings i bought today