I thought it was all over. What gives?

picture of Trump standing like he's concussed

Trump stands (?) while talking to reporters on Thursday

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BREAKING: I just got President Trump on the phone. He said his farts smell like roses today, everybody at the Trump hotel is coming up to him w/ tears in their eyes crying "Sir!", & Iran just agreed to become the 51st state w/ Don Jr as governor. Then the call ended.

(Satire but you follow me ... )

Trump wraps up his press gaggle on Air Force One by threatening that if Iran doesn't capitulate to his demands, then "unfortunately we'll have to start dropping bombs again"

Trump: "The SAVE America is so good. You have to born in the United States to vote. We have no transgender mutilization of our children."

Trump on the nuclear dust: "We're taking it. We're taking it. Very simple. Very simple. With Iran. We're going in. With Iran. We're taking it. We will have it. I don't call it boots on the ground."

Reporter: If you don’t have a deal by Wednesday, will you extend the ceasefire or restart attacks? Trump: Maybe I won’t extend it… and we’ll have to start dropping bombs again.

Peace when markets are open

War when markets are closed

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

We, the far right authoritarian party, are very serious about meeting the challenge of rising economic and geopolitical competition from rising China. Please clap:

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Not sure how @atrupar.com does it. "Real" journalists have checked out for the weekend & he's continuing to document the madness of King Don. (& none of the madness will be reported anywhere else.)

Here’s Trump bragging about making the U.S. a country that no one wants to come to and many want to leave.

Remarkable.

Sounds like Trump has committed the U.S. military to securing the Strait of Hormuz for an indefinite amount of time, where we weren’t deployed before the war, and despite his complaints that the U.S. doesn’t need the strait and it only serves other countries and they should take care of the problem

"Trump's playing a one person game of Dungeons & Dragons & he's the dungeon master & he's just inventing stuff, whatever appeals to him that minute"

New ep of @davidnir.com & Rupar is up on Trump's attacks on Pope Leo & his bizarre governance by Truth Social post www.publicnotice.co/p/you-come-a...

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This just reeks of failure.

for the second time this speech, Trump says "transgender mutilization"

Yeah, forget it he did. 2 days after the assasination bsky.app/profile/atru...

Yeah people are fleeing

Trump: "We will pass the great healthcare plan"

Trump: "Maine, so bad. But we're right on their ass."

Performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties

Trump: "I love Danica [Patrick]. I love her hair. I always liked her hair. I always liked the little widow's peak."

wait i thought prices already fell and that affordability was a hoax

He knows it's going to be a bloodbath, and washing his hands of this in advance.

Trump: "I think I'm doing the best job of anybody. But for some reason, a president, the party does poorly in the midterms. It doesn't make sense. We're ending wars all over the place. And wait until you see prices fall."

Trump: "Global warming -- we're actually cooling as a planet"

Trump: "For the first time in more than 50 years, we now have reverse migration. A beautiful thing actually."