My joke about numbers usually does well in Scotland but it was one too twee for Fife.

The Vaisakhi parade is happening outside my house and I fucking love it

Jesus Christ today's Minute Cryptic is shit. Stared at it for eight minutes, got it, then went "that was shit". You can't do a selection indicator disguised as a hidden indicator. THE WORD "FROM" MEANS THINGS. I'm going for an angry nap.

ok, you know how to reach me if you feel comfy to chat (or if there is a dracula) ❤️❤️❤️

wait what else is on the list

is there a spooky dracula on the list

boots should we be concerned about a dracula

Home! Lovely gig in Lancaster where I showed off my telepathic abilities and gave one audience member an excuse not to join in at the end. Will definitely look at doing my solo show there next year.

Coherent Comedy May Act - photo of comedian Friz Frizzle with name and the 6th April 8pm - Zoom written below Background is adorned with Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written underneath. Colour scheme is black and white on a orange background.

🍓FRIZ FRIZZLE🍓

Cannot underestimate how delighted we are that @frizfrizzle.bsky.social is going to be headlining our May show.

They will be incredible, do not miss out, get tickets below 👇

#CoherentComedy

Oh! @danmckee.bsky.social is doing our tech! So that's one friendly face at least!

hi, I'm the husband from 101 dalmatians. Oh, hi wife. Did I write any jingles whilst staying at home all day? haha, no, but here is a banger about how much of a cunt your boss is: you know, that woman who is our sole source of income. can we adopt a billion dogs??

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

I'm about to embark on a 3+ hour car journey for this gig and it would be nice to see some friendly faces there!

I'm surprised he doesn't know how to read considering he wrote Pride and Prejudice

🎵 I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, they're all grey
Thursday too is also grey
It's Friday, I'm a dog

Abby.

Ashby Comedy Club | Standup Comedy Show Nights Ashby Comedy Club by Funhouse takes place at The Lyric Rooms in Ashby De La Zouch. It is regarded by many top acts as one of the best comedy shows in the country.

This Friday I'm headlining a lively gig in Ashby De La Zouch which is some Chibnall-ass naming for a village. Anyway, come along!

• Bwingo fights the Grog
• Steel Ben does a flip
• Wanxo and Granxo go to Baxo
▪︎ Plop Furk is a Diddzt
• Doctor Doom has an accent

Robert Downey Jr plays Dr Do:

a) little
b) om

Like, I'm a casual movie watcher and Shang Chi was... five years ago? I only half-recall these names and don't want to rewatch twenty 280 minute movies to do a recap.

• Bwingo fights the Grog
• Steel Ben does a flip
• Wanxo and Granxo go to Baxo
▪︎ Plop Furk is a Diddzt
• Doctor Doom has an accent

Probably, I'm only half remembering the movie and I'm hoping other people do too

did you remember my tobacco. i call your boss twatella debitch

hi, I'm the husband from 101 dalmatians. Oh, hi wife. Did I write any jingles whilst staying at home all day? haha, no, but here is a banger about how much of a cunt your boss is: you know, that woman who is our sole source of income. can we adopt a billion dogs??

Rescue Rangers was one of my first hyperfixations!!!!

I once went to hospital with hiccups that lasted 55 hours. Where's THAT plotline?!

One of my favourite things about the show is not everything gets resolved. A patient wanders off? Gone! A baby is abandoned? We never find the parents! Life doesn't wrap up stories in fifteen hours. People getting mad at the unresolved plots baffle me. How do they live their normal lives?!

The Pitt is just The Bear but the meat is less dead

"And by 'country' we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right"

Lancaster! Tomorrow! Me!

LANCASTER! I'm bringing my three hander show MUSICAL CHAIRS to the Lancaster Comedy Festival which critics are saying "tickets are extremely avaliable". Book yours here: www.lancastercomedyfest.org/storey

Peter mandelsons entire career is like a cursed pharaohs amulet that kills everyone that tries to use its power and every other week some Labour party idiot picks up and goes have we tried using the pharaohs amulet