this is the face Mordecai and Rigby made when Mississippi Queen started playing

hit lasted 3 pages, impressive

she's such a loser for this tbh. meowth dodged a bullet

noodles in love ( part two ) <3

#tekkart #furryart

just a bunn :3

#raccoon #furry #furryart #pastry

perfect creature

Carl's Jr. is the same as Hardee's if you have those

MAXIMUM SURFACE AREA TO SLATHER YOUR CREAM CHEESE

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I can’t believe it’s really real

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

of course he's wearing a suit because he thinks of himself as a human, but it's telling that he also envisions Meowzy standing on two legs and wearing clothes when she's given no indication she wants to be a human too! did Meowth think she was *romantically* attracted to the rich lady?!?

I feel like this had to be a stretch by the dub because why would H and M be on the same page of an alphabet book? Japanese words for "bride" and "groom" or something like that?

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

they have the meats but all of them are inferior

good curly fries but hardees has better too tbh

what the fuck i gotta try this

"today that childhood dream is coming true" i spit out my coffee

gotta savor that buffer, no matter how long it is!

didn't get shrunk but got quadrupedalized instead (he's a weighted plush now so it's harder to balance)

honestly he's winning

bsky.app/profile/room...

Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a great darkness that was, somehow, all my fault. Today, that childhood dream is finally coming true. Today I can finally say the sweetest nine or 10 words in the English language: Global Tetrahedron has completed its plan to control InfoWars.com. I’ve had a lot of time to think about InfoWars in the last year and a half. As the seasons have changed, my ambitions for the project have grown grander, crueler, better aligned with market data. Come, friends, and imagine with me…

Imagine a roaring arena packed to the rafters with pathological liars. High above you in the nosebleeds are podcasters, screaming that you’ll die if you don’t buy their skincare products. Below, on the floor, imagine demonic battalions of super-influencers physically forcing people into home fitness devices designed to dismantle their bodies bone by bone and reassemble them into a grotesque statue of yourself. Out of the throngs, an extremely sick looking man approaches you. He puts his hands on your shoulders. He explains that he is your life coach and that you owe him $800. Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America. All of this is to say that I believe in us. I believe that with the new InfoWars, we can alchemize the pioneering spirit of amateur inquiry, the profit-maximizing drive of corporations, and the cold mental clarity that comes only with disciplined daily ingestion of mind- and body-altering chemicals. If we can do that, what other great things can we do together?

I don’t yet know, but I’m excited to find out. Welcome home, warriors. The future belongs to us. We’re writing the story now. It’s going to be a long one, and it’s going to be a bad one. So settle in. Make yourself comfortable. Buy a tote bag. Nothing can stop us now that we’re in charge of a website. Infinite Growth Forever, Bryce Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Waiting in my own wasteland

...wait.

are you "kc opossum" because you live in kc? or is it just a name that sounded cool

I'm proud of myself for recognizing Kansas City's Amtrak station before scrolling downthread

I'm still upset that I'm probably allergic to the soft licorice, every time I see it in convenience stores

glad the stoat is sharing the tim tams though :3

FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo 💀

the Voices told Shervin to keep it secret, that nobody would love him if they knew. and they were right. honestly great call by the Voices

A gay floatzel fucking his "best friend" a gay linoone in the reverse stand and carry pose looking at each other.

"Best friends" doing best friend things :p

#nsfw #nsfwart #furrynsfw

Sable animal study for that sweet knowledge to do a commission.

Rectangular Animal