a leverless controller would be kind to your hands. Also, every keyboard on earth is also a cheap leverless controller in a pinch

also it took them an entire year to make four costumes for the season 3 roster, what are we actually doing here

I think street fighter is a game about extracting fun and joy from other human beings and so I will probably give ingrid a try. she at least has more shit to do than medium punch, heavy bomb, drive rush oki

ingrid beam

oh this looks -rancid- lmao

I have to give respect to Jack for being the Arcsys sin-eater. he's the one actually throwing the poop at the wall to force the company and community to act

TNS Strive tournament banning happy chaos like. what else were they gonna do besides just cut checks to Jack for the next month? I'm glad to at least see other events outside of Evo realize, no we don't actually have to put up with a full screen infinite

a good pirate never takes another person's property!

this is taped to the inside of every kabalite helmet by management

everyone has decided tifa and fucking gouken are coming to this game on the basis of a reddit poster saying "dude trust me" but the fact that it's even slightly plausible is such a bummer.

four characters a year, 9 costumes a year, crossover slop street fighter 6 is not gonna keep me around for the long term, I fear

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

I grudgingly think eldar players sometimes have a point when they say space marines are looting them for unit types and modes of play and special rules

it's like when some game tries to do the Wild West but wokely and no colonization so there's just like, nobody there whose land is getting stolen and you have this multicultural band of cowboy and native-coded people just pulling up spontaneously

it's leg quakingly hot and also like, golden age simpsons, 90s sailor moon level of comedic timing! vampire blood drive can do it all

I'm turning into a street fighter accelerationist, make ingrid a boring shoto, year 4 with no major system level changes, so I can hop off this game and take part in the rest of my hobbies

funniest outcome for tonight is that Ingrid's gleeby deeby ass gets a cancelable low kick, a meterless reversal and a rekka

it's gonna rule when this site gets locked accounts in 2027, but you can't use it because you were mean about the concept of AI and that makes the chief epic winsauce officer vengefully angry

my timeline for the past week has been, tomodachi life screenshot of a girl named poopoo saying "I can't stop thinking about peepee!" six thousand likes three thousand reposts

the absolute angels on @femshepfgc.bsky.social's discord explained to me that moves like tiger knee have worse frame data if I block high, and now I'm no longer losing to MR 1300 sagats running layer -1 offense

in the entire time I used Cohost (as a subscriber! my monthly payments unlocked access to: Nothing) I met more people on bluesky trauma bonding over how bad it was to actually find other people on that site who weren't clouted 2010s video game developers and journalists and their hangers-on

I think it's fine to mourn the idea of cohost when this site starts dissolving into vibe-coded sludge, but I don't think the ruling clique ever understood the actual experience of finding community on cohost was miserable

it's so cool that the next big leap forward in productivity was every tech company convincing every CEO to lower their standards about what a viable product is

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if I were designing that fuck ass sprue of elbows for the drukhari kill team, at minimum they would have had a klaive, a darklight shotgun and a cigarette holder

I'm sorry but if the lineup turns out to be claw, gouken, mike haggar and tifa from ff7 you're gonna see me on granblue. see me on tokon. catch me in ranma 1/2 super battle

anyway the supposed sf6 season 4 "leaks" on reddit are funny. do you really think gouken is gonna put more butts in seats than sakura. gouken would be another low kick slime rush shoto in a game already full of those

they're not patching his infinite until may, which means the commentators at evo japan are going to have to smile like the parents of the evil omnipotent kid from The Twilight Zone every time this bum ass character puts his opponent into bullet jail

happy chaos with a full screen infinite doesn't personally affect my life, because I'm not trying to get into Arc World Tour finals. it DOES make the viewing experience really unpleasant though

warhammer has two ancient decrepit guys (yarrick and dante) who are stretched well past their use-by date and stapled together through surgery so they can limp, painfully, toward their destinies as figureheads, and their official art never fails to depict them as virile gigachads