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a close up of a man with white hair wearing a black leather jacket and a necklace . Alt: a close up of a man with white hair wearing a black leather jacket and a necklace .

Doesn't look like a White Wedding?

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Nimda was 2001 (as well?) and sql slammer was 2003. #GoodTimes

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…but it’s pretty catchy! 🤣

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

...then come up here and recreate it (in your head) at all the filming locations... probably not a good idea to cut a VPD cruiser in half on the Cambie St Bridge, though. ;)

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie... I didn't relax until I heard strawberry almond 🤣
I should make these for my brother. He had an unfortunate incident with a piece of gristle in a slice when he was 6 or 7 and has sworn off mortadella ever since 🤣❤️

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

Let me know before you come up next and I'll get my mom to whip you up a batch 😉

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I was saving that for my next salvo 🤣

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But we have butter tarts, and they make pumpkins and pecans look like Hapsburg cousins from long, intermingled marriages.

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We watched episode 1 of Plur1bus last night as well! Episode 2 is on the docket for tonight

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

They're all bangers, but yeah, #2 was an amazing thing to watch.

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Drunk uncles ate it all, accidentally… “this trail mix is realllly dry.”

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Mark Faccin's Mo Space Mark's Motivation: I don't always wear facial hair, but when I do... I do it in Movember! Stay hairy, my friends!

It's that itchy time of year again! Over the past 15 #Movember campaigns, you've helped me raise $9253 for Mens Health. This year let's break that $10k mark! Head over to mobro.co/DocJelly and kick in a few shekels. Each donation comes with the opportunity to take your best shot at my patchy 'tache!

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a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling . ALT: a man with long blonde hair and glasses is wearing a plaid shirt and smiling .

Like climbing rope in gym class?

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

"you just haven't had a really good one yet"
yeah, no. Sorry (Eh)

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

I will haunt shitty coffee drinkers from the afterlife. 😜 #GiveMeSopressaOrGiveMeDeath

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How big a pot are you looking for? I picked up a giant one at a restaurant liquidation a couple years back, I'll keep my eyes open for you (giant for home, probably small for food service)

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It wasn’t “the” finish, but at one point in one bout he does drop to a split “defensively” and then “monkey picks the grapes” to end the bout 🤣

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

But it gets wasted on the bottom! 😂

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I just use the carnation “simple ingredients” hot cocoa mix to dust a cappuccino at home because it’s already here. I haven’t bought Quik in ages… but it would be better now to whip it into chocolate milk with an Aerolatte (or similar) 😀 #NoMoreLumps

8 months ago 2 0 1 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face and saying `` my lips are sealed '' . ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and saying `` my lips are sealed '' .
8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Pofi has been gone for ages, it's a pharmasave now. Joe's cafe just recently closed.. we were down on the drive for coffee just last Monday (and I had some Quik sprinkled on top of my cappuccino) 😂😜

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

They seem to be conflating Joe's cafe with Pofi bar in this post... They were two different places?

8 months ago 1 0 2 0

I watched Italy win the 1982 World Cup over _West_ Germany at the Pofi bar... A regular stop on Sundays to the "oops not the bathroom" back room and good gelato 😂

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The Running Man | Official Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell
The Running Man | Official Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

Have you seen the trailer for The Running Man, yet? 😬 Based on Stephen King’s novel, rather than a remake of the Schwarzenegger campy popcorn action flick. (Still an action movie, but comes off quite dark) youtu.be/KD18ddeFuyM?...

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I remember that video! I think I saw it before The Goonies 😜 #NeverSayDie

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Which monitoring/service do you use to check on yours?

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

How long did you have to wait for them to special order one with the anti-theft device in 2025?? 😂

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two men are talking to each other in a store and one of them is making a funny face . ALT: two men are talking to each other in a store and one of them is making a funny face .

"She's a beaut, Clark!"

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

10,000% agree. I dislike the font, but I'm not going to make complaining about it my whole personality

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a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition Alt: a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition
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