Because cis men run the papers

Rory: isn't this an amazing view?
Wolf: why, yes; yes, it is

I am pleased to announce that I have started a new position as a Senior Firmware Engineer in Microsoft's Silicon and Cloud Hardware Infrastructure Engineering (SCHIE, pronounced "sky") team!

Every robber or oppressor in history has wrapped himself in a cloak of patriotism or religion, or both -- Eugene V. Debs

Tough but fair

Which side were the dinosaurs on

(to clarify: Gaylord is Magnolia's fiancé, not Parthy's)

In the musical and movie versions, this is often played as Cap'n Andy telling a calculated lie to ensure his daughter's happiness.

In the original book, it is clear that the Captain is quite sincere

Parthy's husband Captain Andy Hawks reveals that he, himself, killed a man, when he was 19; Parthy faints, and the wedding goes ahead as planned

A critical moment in Show Boat is when straight-laced woman Parthenia "Parthy" Hawks objects to her daughter Magnolia marrying her fiancé Gaylord Ravenal, on the grounds that he killed a man

1. In first place
2. Got bloopered
3. Blue shell targets me
4. Mysteriously shoot forward dodging blue
Unintentional ground mushroom blue shell dodge unlocked

Congratulations

Forg deck FTW

(reads article)
Oh the TEACHER is gay
That makes more sense

Can I put it just under the horizon so I can see it on my daily walks without having it watching me in my sleep

Tell us about her

Scene from Steel Magnolias. Ouiser Boudreaux and Clairee Belcher face off

Ouiser Boudreaux and Clairee Belcher were banging, I will die on this hill

(cues up Sailor Moon soundtrack)

Legally, he did if the jury says he did.

The ballistics report isn't convincing evidence either way - there just wasn't enough of the bullet left to say whether it came from the gun in question or not

Personal account or official account?

He is risen

Jucika beautifying the landscape

What kind of bread

Meth maybe

Five panel meme. In increasing levels of enlightenment: - Aliens are probing us - Aliens are avoiding us - We are the aliens - Aliens aren't real - We aren't real

So is he a girl or not

Sheikah Tower IRL

You don't need to go to space to see this, you can just visit your closest Foucault Pendulum

W

Also got a "publish a new release when main changes" gate set up which makes a new version tag, builds everything for all architectures, and publishes the .exe/.pdb/source in a .zip file