Men on Tinder

we all know I have no life, so:

Screenshot from an episode of the 1994 TV series "E.R." of Abby Lockhart played by Maura Tierney pointing into a trauma room saying "Dr. Weaver! This clown is crashing."

new favourite political reaction image courtesy of ER

Don’t eat it all at once!

Or maybe don’t eat it at all!

Happy birthday 🎂 to the Gameboy! Released on this day in 1989.

As always, I'm celebrating with my very own Gameboy sandwich!

Just mix:

Bread;
Marmite;
Pickled gherkin;
Skittles;
Chocolate spread, and
Blueberries.

Yum!! 🤤

#TillysCabinetOfCuriosities

yep, little guy is all yours! I streamed about 4pm Crumpet Time and I'm gonna try and do it again on Thursdays so you can see your little rogue in action!

Here are the cast announced SO FAR-

screenshot from Disgaea, showing the class creator screen, highlighting the Rogue class, in shorts, green top and long orange hair

@ratbucket.bsky.social I've started streaming Disgaea from the very first one, and I'm naming all the characters are people. How do you feel about being this little rogue?

Screenshot from an episode of the 1994 TV series "E.R." of Abby Lockhart played by Maura Tierney pointing into a trauma room saying "Dr. Weaver! This clown is crashing."

new favourite political reaction image courtesy of ER

Starmer won't hear your jokes, but your friends with no ability to manage a team; an aversion to conflict; no guiding mission for power; no energy to drive change; little interest in people; and no interest in political strategy will

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Now I know what the three claps the Builder Lemming makes when it gets to the end of a bridge was

would it help if I said that once you're done donating, they have a little free snack bar that has lots of Club biscuits and Biscotti?

psst, hi, I have the Maelstrom book set with the Crucible rules

probably a good time to bring this back then

Photo of a cross-stitch with teams from the 1990 Atari ST game "Projectyle". The image is tall, on a black canvas. There are eight teams, and each team shows the team logo with the player icons of that team beside it, a top down view of the player on a floating disc. From top to bottom, the teams are: The Eldritch Cats, the colours are shades of yellow/yellow green. The logo is blocky and slanted with two shining flashes of light on either side. The player icon is the silhouette of a black cat sitting with it's tail curled. The Uzteks, the colours are shades of orange. The logo is a simple rectangle with a white border, the words "The Uzteks" in white font with a black shadow. Beside it is the bottom of a human foot, angled diagonally. The player logo is a humanoid with armoured shoulders and helmet. Sledgehammers, the colours are shades of grey. The logo is the heads of two claw hammers facing each other, with a bolt of lightning arcing between them. Below the hammer heads are the words "sledge" in metallic font, and larger below that the word "hammers" in metallic font. The player icon looks like a metallic slug with a round glass window at the front. Manic Moose, the colours are shades of icy blue. The logo has the words "manic moose" in gradiants of blue from light to dark, in the centre. Below the words is the head of a moose, and either side of the words are the side profile of a moose, with their face forward. The player icon is a humanoid with armoured shoulders and a glassy helmet/visor. Vectors, the colour scheme is neon green. The logo is a large stylised neon font with the word "vectors". The player icon is a simple neon green triangle/arrow, with glistening glass platform. Jovian Jello, the colour scheme is purple. The logo is a side view of an articulated lorry, the words "jovian" in black and underneath "hello" in white on the side of the trailer. The player icon is a striped doughnut shape. for more alt text see second image

duplicate image to continue alt text: Devils, the colour scheme are reds and golds. The logo is the word "devils", with the "s" shaped like a demonic tail with a worm like pattern. The player icon is some kind of machine made of golden colours, with various pistons and red stripes. Terminators, the colour scheme is shades of pinks. The logo is in white font, with futuristic style, with a black border over the top of a cloudy shape in a mix of pinks and white. The player icon is a circular shape, with a tracked back and a golden orb in the centre.

Finally finished this one. I did a little bit years ago but finally finished the whole lot in the last week. It's the 8 eight teams from the 1990 Atari ST game Projectyle. The colours didn't match up too well and there are mistakes, but I'm relatively okay with it.

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

you are a delight

this one has late Atari 8-bit/pre-ST vibes, made me think of Druid and Spellbound

brother: oh hey u guys are back early
me: Harris Teeter's haunted
brother: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting in the ECTO-1V* Harris Teeter's haunted.

I'm very tired

man walks into a bar but narrowly avoids the low hanging beam. He takes a seat but puts it down again so he can sit at the bar. He orders a pint but the pint outranks him so he gets court martialled, where he was beaten at basketball and asked for his opponents name, which wasn't Marshall.

I'm still disproportionately proud of this one though:

What do you call a garlic themed party spread?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

I cannot properly remember my other shit owl joke, it's something like

"Hey wise owl, what's a fancy way of flirting?"
"To wit: to woo."

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Should start a delivery service where instead of somebody delivering you the food to cook, they deliver a chef instead, sitting cross legged in one of those big supermarket totes.

Deliveroo? No we're Deliverwho. (Until a rival delivery company specialising in owls starts a copyright claim.)

found out about this and randomly searched Legend of Keepers, the game it shares a universe with and found out it's free to keep on steam

store.steampowered.com/app/978520/L...

I didnt see the actual trailer linked so here:

youtu.be/vMzCEBxTPgE?...

Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.

Today marks the 44th anniversary of the single most sanity-warping print error ever committed to print.

The gnawing, eldritch, Lovecraftian horror of this Peterborough Standard society page from April 18, 1980.

Theremony at tremony at the liremony indeed.