Solid and fatherly, maybe 😈

You need a nerdy boy who can teach you about plants
#goonsky #pornsky #porn #goon #gooner

Maybe they can sell the data to that one furry crypto firm that tried to start CUMMIES. You know, the one that dog patch press did a shill piece for, losing all credibility in the process?

I tried to take care of my hole and its needs and wants. And it betrayed me by hurting like hell 😭

And now I have to ride a bicycle 😭

Daddy issues no longer feel like a bad thing to have. A sad thing, maybe, because it means I wanted a more supportive relationship with my dad, but I'm getting that support from other people now and still maintaining a relationship with my father, so... It's working out.

It feels like you've taught me another cup-related lesson lately, but I can't quite remember just what it was... 🤔

A mystery for the ages.

The only tuition I want from you is usually found behind an athletic protector, I think. A sweaty, musky one.

Gimme that milk carton, daddy!

... This makes decreasing sense as I think about it more, but you make me horny, so there.

6a. Much like topping, bottoming has been *difficult,* and trying to focus on it too much as if it's some magical pinnacle of sex was a mistake. I'm recently dipping my toes back in, but it's far from a natural state for me to be. I'm a side! Lemme just use my muzzle instead :P

(But it can be fun)

5a. One dildo, one humpable, one set of sounding rods, one really loooooooong dildo (I can fit 2/3rds down my throat), a few coils of rope, some wax candles, a few puppy hoods 🤔

That reading of a puppy play induction that you did was also how I figured out puppy space! I eventually figured out how to flip the mental switch myself. And now it's kinda permaflipped.

I think of you as my Dog Dad In Canada 🐾🧡
Dogfather?

4b. I blame @pupfiver.bsky.social for the sports gear fetish, the various MX gear pups for looking too cute for full body coverage, and 'this one guy on Scruff in Dayton OH for looking really good in leather, but reasonably not returning my closeted twink messages much' for the leather awakening.

4a. Leather and Sportswear! But it wasn't always this way. I used to be turned off by leather daddies (it looked like ridiculous pageantry) and sports porn (I thought I was Too Nerdy and Cool for sports). My sports gear interest happened post pup borkday.

I need to stop trying to bottom more than once a month. Ow 🥲

3c. I've just had the realization that this could also refer to media experienced as an adult. Oops. No, not really. Moving on lol.

3b. I didn't even know how to jerk off properly until I was like 14 or 15 ;-;
So much dry jerking. So much chafing. So much being on an extremely horny but mistaught kid on 30mg Adderall XR (and 10 at lunch) and coming home to jerk off 4x before bed.

3a. I don't know if there's any media super influential to my kink identity, unless you want to count the extremely sub-par self-taught youtube sex ed that I scraped together or the amount of horrible erotica that I consumed as a kid lol

'"What's a knot?" I asked, as I read the nth werewolf story.'

2b. I did accidentally send a photo of me in my Mr. S pup hood to my dad, which was a little awkward, but we got past it but mutually agreeing to pretend that it didn't happen xD

He *does* know about the rent.men page, though. Ha. Haha. Oh dear.

2a. A ridiculous number of people in my everyday life know that I'm a freak in the sheets. Mostly because my everyday life is entirely composed of furries, pets, and kink people.

Work knows that I'm a furry. I don't share beyond that typically. My siblings know that I'm a weird furry amalgamation.

1b. I'm also on the lookout for a leather owner again! I do kinda really badly miss having a Sir. I don't miss Sir himself, except the good parts, like how into cuddles he was, and how gentle he could be. He was inflexible, which does not pair well with ADHD. And the collect/neglect type. Ew. Next.

1a. I'm a switch for dom/sub stuff, but I typically end up as the submissive doggo. I like to be in a teaching role, too! I love teaching people about sounding, safe substance use (though I am not exactly a role model here, caffeine + Vyvanse; "oh what was in that press pill?"), and other scenes.

How do you put AI in a Fleshlight?

Awwww! 🥺
It's so cute!!!!

I'm sorry, but I'm not alt texting this entire thing. I'm already having seizures today haha It's a big long list of kinky questions.

I don't remember if I've ever done one of these! I don't hate the questions on it, and I'll probably fill it with stuff regardless of the likes it gets. Eventually.

It's me, I'm diaper doggo 🥺

A blue sage plant in an otherwise empty garden bed.

Oh, of course. All it needed was a year of neglect to actually take root and get ready to grow.

Kinda relatable.

Question for the musk buddies:

Do you ever immediately dive back into bed after shower, just to drive your body heat back up and get your pits all musky again?

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

A bunny with thick glasses does taxes late at night, with a small calculator beside them and a pen in their hand. Both forms and receipts are scattered around them. A cat nibbles their W-2 form

Daily bunny no.3286 is getting their refund

Less ego
More love
More animal

This would be a great tattoo 🐾🐾

Hmmm. What do y'all prefer? Clothes on? Off? Sniffing? Staring?