Just like how the WHITE MAN treated us!

i read this in their voices 😆

forgot to do my lips!

“…with a hey nonny nonny, tra la, tra la.”

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

i hate raw onions but the way i’ll fuck up a caramelized onion?! should be studied.

whoever thinly sliced onion and caramelized them for the first time deserves the sloppiest of top

Headphone jack on a model of iphone that has easy ai opt out features

New ipod nano

Streaming features for ipad

unf*ck the mac OS

Prince also

Michael Jackson ain’t got no business being dead!

but it really holds up a mirror to the world that when ppl come at you about your “health” it’s really about them not liking how you look.

Jillian and Bob need their asses whooped.

watching the biggest loser documentary. i want these people trapped on an island with the ANTM crew and i want them to fight to the death. and the winner can get a grand prize of being fed to crocodiles alive. bc this shit is so sick.

i’ve got beef with this man the way timmy’s dad got beef with dinkleberg.

oh wow. now what is kellie’s skeezer ass gonna do?! [my beef with her is forever]

but being serious, rest in peace. that’s a young age to be gone so soon.

like…

and not only am i intrigued by this but this is how i find out he and Morena are really together!? 🥹🥹🥹

i am intrigued.

It seems crazy now that networks would air a new episode of a show during the season that ran from fall to spring, then a rerun one time in the summer and that was it. If you missed it then you just missed the shit forever unlesss it hit syndication a few years later. No DVD. No streaming.

wishing him the week he deserves.

*deep heavy exhausted negro sigh*

whew thank you god 🥹 I’m glad she will go home in one piece

im glad they’re at least saying this stuff out loud now lol

Just sat here and wrote all of Chapter 6 in one sitting and imma start on 7 when I finish my food!

I love when I start a chapter and have no idea where I'm going with it until I'm INNIT and it's better than I thought it would be!

my pets tell me when it’s time to get up.

gotta be!

*me who will pack 10 pairs of draws for a 3 day trip* if they don’t get the fuck on somewhere lol