Don't quit your daygrift.

Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?

We have to start using the same gaslighting.

"Show me anywhere in history that capitalism has actually worked."

"Capitalism looks good on paper but never works out in practice."

"Billions have died under capitalist policies, actually."

A never-before-seen application of the law that is apparently contrary to both the letter and spirit of the law being applied!

Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny.

Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.

Which is to say he'll probably still be rewarded, but it will be for being a good fascist and despite being an objectively bad CEO.

If you misread a financial decision so badly that it becomes a national (if not global) spectacle that *also* is extremely bad if you're playing capitalism and not white nationalist fascism.

People don't really retain data that form patterns anymore, as a byproduct of constant overstimulation and overwhelm.

They mostly uncritically react to whatever is in front of them like jangling keys in front of a toddler.

Then lash out at any challenge to this superficial perception. 😕

It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa.

Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.

Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.

You can't spend $100,000 on a 19 second ad in rural Iowa to convince people that abortion is cool, actually, when they have been raised from birth to believe that you are an angel of Satan sent by George Soros to eat their children and fuck their God.

Billionaires have spent trillions of dollars on systematic infrastructure over decades to completely cognitively ruin like 20% of the population. Those are not people you should be targeting.

If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.

I mean it's all carefully crafted, like framing it as "anti-ICE lunatics" implies that a mentally ill fringe minority are the only people who oppose ICE when most people who aren't foreign social media bots manufacturing consent as an op, or actually mentally ill and real dads, oppose ICE.

Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.

Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume

a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying

I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.

Some of their biggest extremists are now in a position to have to come around and be like "We can agree on the bare minimum that pedophilia and full blown Nazism are bad".

Dogs and cats, living together!

In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues.

It truly is the end of days.

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I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.

As threatened, wrote the poem off that headline.

Spirit Halloween is not a parasite. Spirit Halloween is a mushroom.

SHIT IT DOWN.

This is the danger of anonymous "news aggregation" accounts like this, especially when they don't provide sources for their claims. This just straight up isn't true, but if you take the Alt National Park Service at their word, you'd never know it.

Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.