The article is a list of states that have rainwater collection laws, that are not described in any way. they must be good laws or I assume there'd be even a single example

I miss the 2C-* era

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

I feel like they strapped my ass into the revolutionary. The book of the new sun guys on here will know what I'm talking about

This is just what all 70 year olds tell themselves rather than accept that their own cognitive decline has already begun

obfuscated in the squash merge of history

if you don't get it you should go to a mcdonalds and get a sprite. cheers

vaping on my way to take a GB

You may not like it, but there’s actually no universal consensus vis-à-vis blowing up little kids, and in fact suggesting that blowing up little kids is evil is, itself, a form of terrible violence, and furthermore naïve to say, if not outright childish. And you know what we do to children

I saw X-Men branded yogurt pretzels like 15 years ago and my main goal for growing is to breed a strain worthy of the name Wolverine White Fudge

in my coming to understand and agree with your post, my eyes were opened to the greater truth, which is that video games are about sitting down

I would re-read the first 4 before progressing on to the 5th. Urth gives the answers to questions you haven't yet thought to ask

Thank you, yes, sincerely. I am Knight Lautrec of Carim. I truly appreciate this, and I guarantee a reward, only later. Yes, very sorry, your reward will have to wait. I have just been freed. Allow me some time.

me when i say ill do something

It's dragon quest builders but for a series I actually have nostalgia for. DQB 1&2 were already great games but now I get what I was missing

(in several different weird voices) hey dad what do you think about your son now

Being a conscientious employee who strives to make the service more secure, reliable and user-friendly is a good way to catch a PIP.

"We are fully committed to completely destroying the product or service you once loved. On that, you have my word."

- all new CEOs

Self-care can be very costly. For many Americans, healing procedures like therapeutic massage are an unobtainable luxury. Luckily, there is always "Hot Brain," which is where you lay on the ground directly in front a space heater until your head heats up

it's like jurassic park. he's only monitoring non-bitch problems due to hubris and underfunding. but chaos theory teaches us bitch will always be nonzero

bsky.app/profile/frig...

reading between the lines it sounds like there's a catastrophic orange shortage and they would rather hoard the juice concentrate for themselves so they can keep selling seltzer

CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request
CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die
CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent

Would've made for some incredible PS2 games too

My wife and I rode the London Eye when we visited. During the ride, these guys kept looking at me, visibly built up their courage and finally asked if I would take a selfie with them. Just me, they got my wife to take the picture. They were so hyped about it. Who did they think I was???

bonus effect is it would invalidate Delaware's title of "first state"

[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside

jerry seinfeld from the hit television show seinfeld opening his apartment door to let moomintroll from the moomins in. he says "hello, moomin." the joke is that he's saying this to a moomin instead of newman. moomin and newman are words that rhyme. rhyming is when words sound similar

yeah

Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes

What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?