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Crossworlds (1996) — Dimensional hopping with Rutger Hauer “You and your warlords have already taken over one dimension. You eliminated half the people. You forced the rest into slavery.” Justin’s rating: There’s no CGI quite like l…

Crossworlds (1996) — Dimensional hopping with Rutger Hauer #bmovies #cultmovies #90smovies

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The Equalizer (2014) — Dumb name, decent revenge flick “Change your world.” Justin’s rating: Don’t ever mess with a guy who reads 100 books Justin’s review: As I plow through my middle age era, I find myself inwardly appla…

The Equalizer (2014) — Dumb name, decent revenge flick

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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) – Now with 100% more Motörhead “There is no good, there is no evil. There is only flesh.” Drake’s rating: Yes, this is the one with the CD Cenobite Drake’s review: The end of Hellbound: Hellraiser II left the Cenobites utterly d…

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) – Now with 100% more Motörhead #hellraiser #cultmovies #90smovies #bmovies

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Mutant Roundtable: What are some of our favorite movie songs? Remember movie songs that would drive soundtrack sales and trigger fond memories of favorite flicks? The Mutants do, which is why we asked everyone to share some of their go-to movie songs! Josh: I…

Mutant Roundtable: What are some of our favorite movie songs? #ost

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Next Stop Wonderland (1998) — Puff the magic fish “You should never close a book until you’ve read something from it.” Justin’s rating: Something fishy about this film… Justin’s review: Want to stab my heart wit…

Next Stop Wonderland (1998) — Puff the magic fish #90smovies #romcom #cultmovies

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Komodo (1999) — Triassic Park’s discount days “And raisins. They don’t eat raisins.” Justin’s rating: More raisins for the rest of us then. Justin’s review: Just when you think you’ve seen every creature fea…

Komodo (1999) — Triassic Park’s discount days #creaturefeature #cultmovies #90smovies #bmovies

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Season 6 is looking promising, as the CR101 team don their virtual reality headsets and jack into the mid-90s Matrix in "Lawnmower maintenance and postnatal care" (S6E2). By the time you finish listening to this, the Dean will have set the time on his clock! #community #andamovie #streetsahead

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Runaway Nightmare (1982) – Keep on running “All things considered, I think I’d rather be eaten by the worms!” Drake’s rating: Not a forgotten cult classic, just forgotten Drake’s review: You all know how it is, right? One minute you’re out …

Runaway Nightmare (1982) – Keep on running #80smovies #bmovies #cultmovies

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Madame Web (2024) — Babysitting in and away from the Amazon “That man is Ezekiel Sims, he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.” Justin’s rating: That’s it, I’m going to start sla…

Madame Web (2024) — Babysitting in and away from the Amazon #sidneysweeney #badmovies #spiderman

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TC 2000 (1993) – Billy and Bolo’s OK Adventure “It’s just one big frying pan out there.” Drake’s rating: When you want a karate fight with a little movie sprinkled in Drake’s review: Everyone has to start somewhere, and for acclaimed television…

TC 2000 (1993) – Billy and Bolo’s OK Adventure #bmovies #billyblanks #90smovies #cultmovies

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Man’s Best Friend (1993) — Have you seen this dog? #90smovies #bmovies #scifimovies #cultmovies

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Can’t Stop the Music (1980) – It takes a village. Of people. “THIS is the sound of the ‘80s!” Drake’s rating: Sooooo sparkly…. Drake’s review: You think you know a website, right? I mean, here’s Mutant Reviewers (or, as Chris might say, “Mutant Reviewers Mov…

Can’t Stop the Music (1980) – It takes a village. Of people. #badmovies #80smovies #stevegutenberg #villagepeople

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Bedazzled (2000) — The devil made him do it “When is that darn thing gonna set?” Justin’s rating: She’s the princess of darkness. Here’s her card. Justin’s review: In my weird little mind, some actors feel…

Bedazzled (2000) — The devil made him do it #brendanfraser #elizabethhurley #haroldramis

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An Eye for an Eye (1981) — White Guy karate in a Member’s Only jacket “Well I get a little nervous when someone tries to kill me.” Josh’s review: Mining my memory in an attempt to uncover my earliest exposure to Chuck Norris yielded little results. Much like St…

An Eye for an Eye (1981) — White Guy karate in a Member’s Only jacket #chucknorris #80smovies

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The Pyrates (1986) — Keelhaul it! “Pirates! That’s all I need on a Monday!” Sitting Duck’s rating: Two out of 10 planks that won’t be walked because that’s a Victorian fiction and we won’t …

The Pyrates (1986) — Keelhaul it! #80smovies #piratemovies

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Six movies that mostly take place in a shopping mall Remember when people — especially teens — used to hang out at shopping malls? The movies definitely remember so that you can go back and revisit these mall-centric flicks: Mallrats (199…

Six movies that mostly take place in a shopping mall #mallrats #choppingmall #dawnofthedead

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Motorcycle Gang (1957) – Mild two-wheeled mayhem “Oh, I forgot. You’re not hip to this new lingo.” Drake’s rating: I don’t think anyone in this film ever even saw a motorcycle before now Drake’s review: I’ll be the first to admit it: My recent fo…

Motorcycle Gang (1957) – Mild two-wheeled mayhem #exploitation #bmovies

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Swiss Family Robinson (1960) — Makers of the world-famous treehouse “Everything we need, everything, right here, right at our fingertips.” Justin’s rating: This place would be an Airbnb today Justin’s review: If you ever go to Disneyland or …

Swiss Family Robinson (1960) — Makers of the world-famous treehouse #disneymovies

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Project Hail Mary (2026) — A return to space-faring adventure “Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.” Justin’s rating: Fortunately, the Beatles references were minimal Justin’s review: We’ve been inundated with plenty of scifi movies over the pas…

Project Hail Mary (2026) — A return to space-faring adventure #projecthailmary #scifimovies

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Vice Academy Part 3 (1991) – Quigley bails, Lynn’s in jail “What are you blabbering about now?” Drake’s rating: This third time is decidedly NOT the charm Drake’s review: Some trilogies end on a high note, with triumphant battles and epic victories over se…

Vice Academy Part 3 (1991) – Quigley bails, Lynn’s in jail #90smovies #bmovies #cultmovies

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Predator: Badlands (2025) — Family, packs, and clans “The alpha is actually the one who best protects the pack.” Justin’s rating: Hey! Listen! Look! Hey! Justin’s review: I feel that there are far too many people who are unawa…

Predator: Badlands (2025) — Family, packs, and clans #predator #scifimovies

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Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) — Animated battle excellence “Let’s go hunting!” Justin’s rating: Hey, they officially have a species name now — the Yautja! Justin’s review: While it always seems like its Alien sibling get…

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) — Animated battle excellence #predator #scifimovies

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Star Wars’ stealth sequels of the ’90s At a casual glance, a Star Wars fan might look at the calendar of movie releases and assume that pretty much nothing happened in that franchise between 1983’s Return of the Jedi and 1999&#821…

Star Wars’ stealth sequels of the ’90s #starwars #shadowsoftheempire #thrawntrilogy

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Vice Academy Part 2 (1989) – All this and MR2 “If anyone can go undercover in that sleaze pit, it’s these two!” Drake’s rating: If at first you don’t succeed… Just keep on churning out Vice Academy flicks Drake’s review: Honestly, I’m not sure…

Vice Academy Part 2 (1989) – All this and MR2 #bmovies #badmovies #cultmovies #80smovies

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Vice Academy Part 2 (1989) – All this and MR2 “If anyone can go undercover in that sleaze pit, it’s these two!” Drake’s rating: If at first you don’t succeed… Just keep on churning out Vice Academy flicks Drake’s review: Honestly, I’m not sure…

Vice Academy Part 2 (1989) – All this and MR2 #bmovies #badmovies #cultmovies #80smovies

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Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975) — The most ’70s metal of them all “Well I’ll be… super-amalgamated.” Justin’s rating: No pigs were eaten in the making of this film Justin’s review: Before Indiana Jones, before James Bond, befor…

Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975) — The most ’70s metal of them all #70smovies #cultmovies #bmovies

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Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold (1984) — Not quite the female Indiana Jones “Only Apache blood can take revenge.” Justin’s rating: “Yellow Hair” feels like her mom wasn’t putting in much effort when the naming day came around Justin&#821…

Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold (1984) — Not quite the female Indiana Jones #80smovies #cultmovies

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Senseless (1988) — Did you hear, smell, and see this one? “Good afternoon freshmen, freshwomen, and people of freshness.” Justin’s rating: Graduating with a 2.9 GPA Justin’s review: I thought I had seen all the college comedies fro…

Senseless (1988) — Did you hear, smell, and see this one? #90smovies #cultmovies

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Zone Troopers (1986) — WWII soldiers take the war to E.T. “Pinch me, Dolan. Did I just K.O. Hitler?” Justin’s rating: A foreign exchange program gone horribly wrong Justin’s review: I sometimes like to imagine that Tubi is genuinel…

Zone Troopers (1986) — WWII soldiers take the war to E.T. #80smovies #cultmovies #bmovies #scifimovies

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My Blue Heaven (1990) — Dance the Merengue! “The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic.” Justin’s rating: Honey, I shrunk the ‘burbs! Justin’s review: If you’re a child of the ’80s or ’90s, then S…

My Blue Heaven (1990) — Dance the Merengue! #90smovies #stevemartin

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