Sorry I lied :( worst dog ever

@wolfpupblade.bsky.social is the factual actual bestest boy if anyone was wondering

That’s tea that’s tea

Omg 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

And I don’t have to police the behavior of a grown man pushing forty that I hung out with ONE TIME! You have a million better things to do than try and garner sympathy online with a post that lacks context. Please touch grass 😭

You didn’t share anything about yourself until the last moment and then voluntarily said “I’ll stop communicating with you”. What the fuck was I supposed to say?! LMFAOOOO

The dog :: the load

sorry but I had to do it

I don’t feel like the photos show just how big this load was

Wooof 🥵

New hood, same cute butt

I have the mind…I’m like…I have the..:I uh….i have like the mind of a mastermind

Did you by any chance take the max home?

Just chilling and gooning

Jocktober is still happening right?

Why are you staring at my butt bro 😳😳

You guys can do locktober, I’ll be hanging heavy all month

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Bark etc

Wooooof 😍🐶

L O L

Biiiiig stretch

Showed up to Jackie’s in my itty bitty teeny tiny little slutty skirt. Do you have any extra credit for me?

Umm…whatcha doing down there?

If you insist 😈🐶

*tail wags*

Yes pls

Anyways my butt’s tired and I’m getting ice cream, yall want some?

Gonna get some lube stains on the paint for fat cock Friday

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