Hell yeah. Want to speak to a classroom of high school seniors next time you're in the Bay?

She volunteered in both my kids' classrooms last year and the year before. She's a baller and an absolute gem of a human being.

LMAOOOOOOOOO skeet of the day with stiff competition

Which, what the fuck

YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME I'LL BLOCK YOU

Man needed to go to Handsome Boy Modeling School

The Viper has arrived and we love her

welp

Best sign I saw on the broadcast said "Seattle Reign: Powered by AI and still losing"

These friendlies are going to be so interesting

It's like they never even watched a Riefenstahl film in their lives

Yeah it's what made me think about it. It honestly hadn't occurred to me before because I love Rudie so much and she's so dynamic, but you're right that if she doesn't start picking up the slack it all gets a lot more pointed...

Maybe the really uncomfortable question about the Hocking trade is, do we think Hocking might be a better contributor than Rudie at this point?

"You're welcome."

Bay needs to hire her as a 1v1 vs the keeper coach for Rudie

I didn't see it until I watched the Zoe Kravitz adaptation of it and went back to the film afterwards. The difference was so stark.

I watched that movie with my mom when I was a teenager.

John Cusack version of "High Fidelity". In my 20s he was super relatable and authentic, the record shop guys' relationships were great. As an adult, he's an insufferable misogynist and the squad is hella toxic.

Frozen keeper free kicks are the truth

Bay areaaaaaaaaa

It's Bay

Triumph of the Will this is not

lmaooooooo

And TJ Maxx as the front of shirt sponsor is so Boston. I'm into it.

She was also the leading scorer on the USWNT in 2025, was she not?

Sonia, is that you?

My son already BOOOOOS any Swede he sees onscreen. This might tip him over the edge into war.

omfg

I heard she's on her way to San Jose