Not sure about this new episode of Always Sunny

Literally just posted this

Book Five of the series and Book Ten of the year complete. Another fun, entertaining read. Definitely didn’t expect the themes of trauma woven through the second half, but was a great addition to the storyline and character depth. #DungenCrawlerCarl #ButchersMasquerade

He didn’t show up

a man and a woman are walking in a park with trees in the background . ALT: a man and a woman are walking in a park with trees in the background .

“Sorry folks, Strait’s closed. Mines out front should have told you.”

Cleaning the kitchen, baking cookies for the family, and listening to “Killing In the Name” on a Friday night after a crazy week leading unit transition and consolidation activities.

As previously mentioned, I contain multitudes.

You’re in for a ride.

It’s either this or steak and lobster. Nothing in between. /s

“I would have lived in peace. But my enemies brought me war."

-Darrow 1:1

🤡👞

Indeed. Been with them since the Ozzie days, so…

On pace for 80, and get the Cards will likely still finish under .500. Another rebuilding year…sigh.

a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye ALT: a man with a cowboy hat and a mustache says bye

Victor may be his name but it’s definitely not what he is today.

was once New Amsterdam.

Same really

I knew it

Not so patiently waiting for me to pay the cheese tax

Like a buffoon

Can’t admit in public how many times 14 year old Steve listened to that album

Adam Sandler Audio Sketch Reboot:

Ayatollahbooth Willie

(Really niche early 90s shitty comedy reference, I know)

it was dort wasn’t it

Fourth grader’s Egg Drop Challenge is tomorrow. This is the delivery system I helped her build, the Project Shell Mary.

We’ll know tomorrow if the passenger, Timothy Shellomet survives or not.

welp

“With due consideration of technical limitations” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

It’s basically just fruit, eggs, and dairy, so I appreciate the endorsement

That will do just fine

Steve I can’t begin to imagine your pain, but I’m sending thoughts of comfort your way, however you’re able to find it.

Refreshing Easter message from the NYC Mayor.