Not only is it an overstatement about Pavement, but it’s a huge understatement about The Beatles.

That guy who invented Soylent didn’t even understand how digestion works.

Is that why he didn't go to Vietnam? Misdiagnosed bone spurs was just that he felt the war was already over.

What an odd thing to say.

And the rest.

Can we start calling them weird?

Every single frame of the second unit photography alone supports this thesis.

I cant’t say how or why, but Rogen and Barinholtz have a real Belushi and Ackroyd thing going on.

Protect Flavortown at all costs.

Real for real.

Paramount+ Presents: The Jeselnik Offensive by Wes Anderson

Seth Rogan and Ike Barinholtz are giving The Blues Brothers in The Studio.

What did the crime feel like?

Claudia was real stylish huh

Which one is him?

I want movie titles to sound like weed strains and weed strains to sound like movie titles.

Men At Work

People refusing to leave twitter citing the decade of “brand” building act like they never read the myth of sisyphus

We need a Green Day Christmas song called Wake Me Up When December Ends

The bottle of Christmas cheer feels smaller than last year. Is that Shrinkflation?

So like, Atlas Shrugged is really about Modern Jazz, right?

In the market for a bumper sticker that combines my two favorite things: Stargate SG1 and vaping. DM me any leads.

Was thinking how Maris Crane was a fan favorite on Frasier for 11 seasons and cost the studio $0. And a writer did that.

Just learned how to use Fiverr to hire someone to make Black Phillip memes for me.

We wait too long to express admiration. Let me say right now, I love Lady Sovereign so much. She’s the best. One time she refused to perform at Silk City because she said the speakers were Walmart.

Original Management Theory: All bars and restaurants would be profitable if Moscow Mules were served in highball glasses.

Using this time to cultivate critical opinions on Lydia Tár’s later work

The line outside the New Beverly is the only place you’re allowed to smoke in L.A.

There should have been a scene in Kids where a guy in a fedora tries to get one of the kids to join his ska band.