“we had it all night long” certainly sounds sexual!

If the poll isn’t tracking the same people, maybe the Republicans who supported these issues are no longer identifying as Republicans.

"Your job is so fun," yes, but did you know I have to single handedly fight no fewer than sixth algorithms every day for the privilege of telling people to not set their beds on fire.

The idea of academia not looking in the mirror is hilarious. There is no institution in society more obsessed with itself than academia. There are probably meta-analyses of studies of how much academia studies itself.

When you weren’t supposed to go into the pond but you did and you brought your ball but it drifted into deeper water and you forgot about how much you hate swimming and NO ONE WILL HELP YOU.

mistakes were made 😔

My initial thought was that the “serious” part didn’t apply, but I hadn’t considered the “human” part might be at issue. 🤔

because Tucker is also a monster

No serious human complains in real life about anything that happens on this website.

That seems like a lot of work. We just toss ours in a pit with a few swords and let things sort themselves out.

A catchy macho name? A failing and abusive approach? Whatever you do, DO NOT let Pete Hegseth find out about this concept.

Shit! The Democrats lost Dershowitz?!

Look. It’s fundamentally simple. It’s the story of a giant man sitting in a tiny horse.

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

The Strange Death of Orbánism Franz Pokorny

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

Especially after we already agreed to put the knives down.

DEATH TO ALL JOSHES, THE HOLDERS OF THIS BAD OPINION!

a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it . ALT: a cartoon character holding a pink pillow with a face on it .

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MLB 2026: Randy Johnson pitch strikes bird, 25 years later In 2001, one of baseball's first viral moments played out on a spring training field. Those who were there relive the "Sea of Feathers" game.

I looked up what happened with Randy Johnson’s famous pitch, “baseball rules state that if a pitched ball hits a bird in flight or an animal on the field, the pitch is replayed.”

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

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I demand an audit trail, mom!

It’s absolutely brutal. Trump and Bibi backed a desperate pariah state into a corner. This is the math of escalating to total war. Thank Christ they don’t have a nuke.

The AI industry’s refusal to repudiate the hucksters in their midst is a problem entirely of their own making.

The idea is to pressure the rest of the world to pressure America and Israel. You and I don’t need to believe this will work. If the Iranians believe it might work, they’re going to try it.

Your statements are claims that require testing. My statements are simple observations that are obviously true.

If more than 1/3 of the world is unemployed, what are we doing with all this productivity? More than 1/3 of the world is no longer able to buy anything. The economy has collapsed.

Strategically, why would a regime facing an existential crisis give up leverage? They’ve essentially taken hostages. Morally, starving people is horrible. “It’s them or us,” is a very simple logic, though.

Really tired of this game, where you pick up an idiotic phrase out of context that has literally never ever been used by a successful politician. And then pretend to be super wise because you’ve stated it’s a dumb phrase for a political leader to use — which everyone on earth already knew.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]