I’m taking a new multivitamin and it makes My piss neon, nearly radioactive looking …

Caught myself a big fish 🦈

A photo of a lightskinned Black femme from the back. They’re wearing a white bralette and white underwear, with white knee high socks and tan boots. Their left leg is bent , showing the camera the bottom of their shoe.

There’s dirt on My boot. Lick it off.

You know what they say, “a ball whack a day keeps the doctor away.”

Give your balls a whack today! It’s good for your health, and it’s funny. Don’t you want Me to laugh?

Why are you as a man opening your mouth if it’s not to suck on my strap

lol it has clit flicking! I love flicking bits 😈

LOL TOO TRUE

YES!

"I never see you at queer events" okay? I've never seen you under My boot.

I love being black 😭

This is literally the hottest thing I’ve seen since …

WE ARE NOT WORTHY

Officially gatekeeping my face on the internet. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.

In the mood to chain you to the radiator …

A person, face obscured by a gas mask, lays flat in a leather sleep sack, bound by leather belts. On top of them lays a LEGO instruction manual, bag of LEGO pieces, and partially constructed flower.

What if I made you into My little LEGO table?

This is SO HOT

Why didn’t anyone tell me Bad Bunny has a Tiny Desk?! Rude

Mummification with golden wattle

Spring 2023

x

In the mood to chain you to the radiator …

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Came here to say this!

Messaging you, so sorry this happened

It's nice to build a career around your passion (hurting nuts)

Calling all sadists, med fetishists, and curious kinksters! Join us for Fourth Hole Fantasies: Sounding for Every Body with @mistressodette.bsky.social 😈

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I love seeing women make money.

I love to piss in mouths and on faces, but pissing on a bald man's shiny scalp and then making him slurp the runoff off the floor is underrated as heck

📌

You know what they say, “a ball whack a day keeps the doctor away.”

Give your balls a whack today! It’s good for your health, and it’s funny. Don’t you want Me to laugh?

💫 perfection 💫

Photo is of a white man’s back. His shoulder blades are covered in whip lashings, which have scabbed over.

It’s #WhiplashWednesday … don’t you wanna see how he got these lashes?

Re-skeet this and once I get to 3K followers, I’ll release the tape (it’s got sadistic giggles).