The toilet is American politics and any politician saying they can "fix it" needs to be replaced because they're part of the broken, spewing version.
Posts by David Mariotte
If you have a toilet, right, and the porcelain has been smashed by a sledgehammer and there's water and gross stuff leaking everywhere, the plumbers not going to be like, "Lemme fix this broken toilet." He's gonna want to put in a new one.
recent jeopardy contestant, your GOAT, and mine — tini howard read BUSINESS AS USUAL, and this is what she had to say.
12 hours and less than $150 to go, so if you want to secure a copy, act fast!
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(Bangs pots and pans down the digital street)
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS TOMORROW! GET READY! GET SUBSCRIBED! HAVE FUN! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! DOG BOY VTUBER DEBUT! ATTENTION!
The survey is back up!! Maybe they increased capacity. Have at it, share around!
(Bangs pots and pans down the digital street)
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS TOMORROW! GET READY! GET SUBSCRIBED! HAVE FUN! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! DOG BOY VTUBER DEBUT! ATTENTION!
Soooo many cool kickstarters happening right now, please hire me so I can keep backing them 😁
Also If you are thinking of doing a KS and might benefit from an editor or extra nerdy writer's help please reach out, I'm open to giving discounts for extra cool indie projects right now!
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green and yellow parrot hanging out
On this 4/20, please consider donating to The Last Prisoner Project which advocates on behalf of those still incarcerated for cannabis convictions in the year 2026, where we can walk into a dispensary and meet the 24 year old parrot who lives there.
give.lastprisonerproject.org/campaign/659...
James is a good editor and a great human. I’m confident he’ll land on his feet, but in the meantime, if you need a freelance editor, I can speak from experience: James is fantastic.
Re: 'H.R. 8250' "Parents Decide Act". This bill wants to force age verification on the operating system level.
If you see one of your reps listed below, CALL THEM so we can kill this in committee
www.congress.gov/members/find...
Hey hey #portfolioday 🎨
I'm Priscilla, love horror, monsters and cats! You can find more of my work here www.priscillaat.com and here www.instagram.com/pr1ps/
Beck's been working super hard on his VTuber and return to Twitch! Be sure to be there!
we’ve got 2.5-3 days left to go on BUSINESS AS USUAL, and $1400 to go
let’s get this book to print
I’ll see you April 22, 3PM PST for my debut variety stream!! We’ll do chat voted games, get to know each other and I’ll end with some doodles!
Twitch.tv/beckbeean
#vtuber #vtuberEN
Black Widow might not actually be the former top 3 slot. I've also seen X-Men Origins Wolverine and Green Lantern in theaters, but they're all one-star winners now!
Big congrats to Black Widow, a movie I mostly slept through, as it is knocked out of the top 3 worst movies I've seen in theaters! Lee Cronin's The Mummy, welcome to the number 2 slot, sandwiched between Dragonball Evolution (#3) and Men (#1). Run, don't walk, away from The Mummy!
Fun fact about this cover: Infamously, a bunch of the print run had to be scrapped and reprinted because it accidentally had a note saying "still need hi res asset" in a dark blue text running across the middle.
An Update on Payment Processor Issues By Jacob, Founder & CEO of FAKKU • Published on 4/18/2026 At the end of 2025, a few weeks before Christmas, the payment processor we had worked with for the past 11 years terminated our account abruptly, without any prior notice or warning. This was due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what anime and manga actually are, and new Al compliance systems built to detect malicious behavior that incorrectly flagged content on our forums from users discussing their favorite hentai genres.
Statement from @largehotcoffee.com re @fakku.net’s censorship woes in late 2025. Confirms the site faced payment processor issues due to “a fundamental misunderstanding of what anime and manga actually are” & struggles with “new AI compliance systems“
www.fakku.net/news/an-upda...
This is coming up quick! Mark your calendars!
Pleeeeease~?
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A clown in 4 parts meme Text: Give us your ID, it's just for adult sites Okay, now give us your ID for "dangerous content" Posting? You better have ID Your online Burger King order is on hold. Please provide valid ID to access your fries
And it doesn't even protect children.
New TN bill:
"Establishments that sell or rent 'sexually oriented materials' must post signs stating: 'Attention: By purchasing, borrowing, or using this pornographic material, you may be contributing to an increase in domestic assault, rape or sexual assault, and human trafficking.'
$16,805 pledged of $16,000 goal 208 backers 11 hours to go
FINAL 12 HOURS OF THE #Arisan CAMPAIGN!
Your chance to get a copy of Arisan as soon as possible also makes it easier for us to create with more talented people in the comic community!
Please share or join our Kickstarter here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/526...
"All 26 states that enacted porn age-verification laws as of 2026 voted Republican in the 2024 presidential election, indicating a strong geographic overlap with red states. While I do hold that this doesn’t suggest strong ideological clustering, it shows a strong partisan alignment."
Gross!!! Icky!!!
My cover for darkhorse’s dungeons and dragons Ravenloft , issue 1 ft the character Ez charging towards the viewer
My cover for DC comics Absolute Wonder Woman issue 16 ft princess Diana
A DND inspired poster of DC’s absolute Zatanna . PERSONAL WORK
Personal fan art of Marvel Comics Tigra
✨Hey #PortfolioDay ✨
I’m Angela, an award winning comic cover artist from Singapore whose clients include companies such as DC, Darkhorse, BOOM!, IDW and many many awesome indies. I enjoy drawing fantasy , horror and pinup and I’m available for cover work in late May and June
📩 angela.qis981@gmail
If you missed the live event, the recording of this talk is now available publicly on YouTube! Check it out here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEbq...
Digital art of original characters Aran and Tao as young adults out late at night in their nyc neighborhood. It’s a hot summer night and they both wear casual shorts and shirts. Tao sits on a bike, while Aran bends down to him, about to give him a kiss
Digital art of original character Aran as an older teen, visiting a record store. He stands in front of a shelf and is looking through the vinyls. He is surrounded by vinyls and records and store clutter.
Digital art of original characters Aran and Tao as teenagers on a warm evening on an early summer day. They sit at the curb in front of a basketball court, with their nyc neighborhood house front and city skyline behind them.
Cover art for the book Icebreaker by A.L Graziadei, showing the two male protagonist facing each other and holding on to each other while they look at each other teasingly. Behind them a sunset and city skyline.
Hi #portfolioday
I’m Amalas, a freelance illustrator
I’ve done all from book and comic over vinyl covers, to posters, concept art, product design and comics
I’m looking for new projects for the end of 2026/early 2027
amalasdraws@gmail.com
azantianlitagency.com/our-artists/amalas-rosa
the bill is 'H.R.8250'
while usually i'd take a "wait and see" approach to a bill that has only been introduced, the us govt is moving FAST wrt age verification, so please, contact your representatives (particularly the house) and advocate against AV on device laws
www.congress.gov/members/find...
The first page of an upcoming comic with ErbashCam called "Bikini Babes and the Sharkmen of Privates Beach". Panel 1: We're in a fairly clean beach restroom, looking at closed stall doors. One of the leftmost occupied stall comes a voice saying "Damn I look good!" Panel 2: The speaker comes out of the stall. This is Rionna. She's in an itty bitty frilly pink polka dot bikini. She has a red hair, short in the front with a long ponytail and a cross necklace. She says, "Yes! I am feeling this! Nima, let me see yours!" Panel 3: We reveal the girl from the middle stall, Nima. She's got a cute short cut, pink heart shaped sunglasses, a barely there bikini, and a snake tattoo on her arm. Her butt's real nice. She says, "Well, what do you think?" Panel 4: Nima turns to the final stall, wondering about the last girl. In the background, Rionna does a goofy sign of the cross as she says, "Hot! Fuck! Jesus!" Nima asks, "Are you ready, Kenz?" A voice, presumably Kenz, speaks softly from off-panel, "...No." Panel 5: Nima and Rionna look unimpressed. Rionna asks, "Why not, Kenzi?" Nima asks, "What could you possibly have to worry about?" Kenzi replies, still off panel, "...I can't tie it..."
A six panel comic page. Written and lettered by me, art by James Marsh. Panel 1: Vilgor, a big buff brown monster with crustacean-like features, has just pulled Kursthh, a gray-green monster that resembles a cross between a jellyfish, an octopus, and an anglerfish, but with big tits and a fat ass off of Vilgor's girlfriend, Tammy. But Kursthh is ready to pounce. Kursthh says, "You know not what you're doing, meat!" Panel 2: Kursthh lunges forward, teeth and claws ready to tear Tammy apart, but Vilgor holds the beast back by it's angler. SKRAW! Panel 3: Adding insult to it, a bright red dildo smacks Kursthh right in the face. Tammy, off panel, chides, "Bad monster!" Panel 4: Reveal of Tammy, fully nude except her collar and her strap with this big red dildo. Tammy looks down on Kursthh as she explains, "I'm a monsterfucker. I don't get fucked by monsters. I. Fuck. Them. Open wide." Panel 5: Kursthh wipes its mouth, still verbally fighting back. Kursthh replies, "You're more interesting than you seemed, meat! Let's continue." Panel 6: Kursthh's intimidating speech is interrupted by Tammy shoving the dildo in its mouth. Kursth: "But you've yet to see what I--GMPH"
A book promo square post for Leave Only Footprints. It features the cover art of Karl Costa, a trans man park ranger, being held in the ferocious, but friendly (?) grasp of a strange femme monster. The monster's got a crown of antlers and branches, big pointy teeth, and is covered in what might be foliage or fur or both! There's another copy of the title, a set of strange footprints, and a tag declaring it "A Duke NuCum joint." Bullet points include: Trans man x femme monster romance A park ranger who's good at his job! West Virginian cryptid mythology with a little drawing of a hidebehind. Magic dick Big sexy monster. 8 ft & worth the climb First it's scary, then it's horny (monster face) but still kinda scary too Cover by DarkChibiShadow
The fourth and final page of All Sexed Up and No One to Show. A Prequel by Duke NuCum (words) and Venti (art) Panel 1: Tina's big, wet ass takes up the middle of the panel. Super sexy. On either side, we can see the boys with an eye up to the glory/peep hole. Tina says, "Oh, I wish those boys could fill these holes!" Panel 2: Tina's head is at the bottom of the panel. Eggy on the left and Stell on the right stick their cocks through the holes. They're wet from the water falling from the shower. Stell's is slightly longer and thicker. Tina says, "Perfect! Two nice big cocks! Panel 3: Tina's on her knees, blowing Eggy. She's wet. His cock's wet from her spit. She's also giving Stell a tug job and he's already cumming. SFX for the bj: Gluk, hluk, sllurp Panel 4: Tina's pussy is filled by Stell's drooly and wet cock. There's a word balloon of a little heart as it happens! Panel 5: Tina's gone absolutely wild and feral, tongue out as she's on the floor, backing her ass up on Eggy who is cumming in it. Stell's cock is still leaking cum everywhere. Tina says, "Yes, fuck my ass! Both of you fill me with... CUM!" Panel 6: Eggy and Stell sit nude on a bench in the men's locker room in a daze. They're holding each other's cocks, which are still dripping. The manager for the gym walks in, a horned animal with a fat cock in his jeans, and yells at them. Eggy says, "Fuck, dude. If that's breeder pussy, we should let them in the dome." The manager says, "What the fuck?! Shit, are those gloryholes? Your asses are grass!" Panel 7: Tina is redressed, her thighs stained white with all the cum. She looks sexy as she exits the gym, that other patrons are also entering and exiting. She says, "I should come to the gym more. Focus, Tina. You still gotta get groceries." There's a final caption, To be continued! We'd love to continue, but making comics takes time and money, so consider buying our works to help fund the next bit!
Wazzup #portfolioday! I'm Duke! I make NSFW comics (& sometimes prose) with my cool pals! I write and letter! I have a number of projects in the works and love making my own stuff, but would love to contribute to your projects too!
Website: bit.ly/DukeNuCum
Email: dukenucumcomics@gmail.com