what the fuck do i do when sabotage is all i know😃

fighting the urge to tell my boss he's pissing me off 😃😃

two 👏 things 👏 can 👏 be 👏 true 👏 at 👏 the 👏 same 👏 time 👏

i had one (1) cooler yesterday (actually i didn’t even finish the whole thing) and my stomach is literally in shambles today

walked past a children’s clothing store yesterday and saw “NB to toddler” and read it as non binary to toddler

awake before 7 on a sunday this is criminal

ilysm bestie you’re so strong and you got this

if she could physically get under my skin i’m sure she would

the feeling is mutual 🥹 (even if she drives me insane sometimes)

baby

i dont even let achazia out when i go out there 😭 im way too paranoid and shes crazy so she would prob try to sneak under the railing or something 😭

fr she popped out of nowhere and was just like "mrah"

LITERALLY 😭 i live on the 4th floor and i was like "what if i accidentally left the balcony door open when i left" (it was 100% closed)

FR LIKE 😭😭 i'm glad she enjoyed her nap i guess

me calling her: "achaziaaaaaa if you don't come out here soon i'm gonna shit myself!!!"

tfw u get home and ur cat doesn't run to greet u like she normally does and u spend like 5 mins walking around calling her and shaking treats and opening a can of wet food and u still cant find her so u start to feel ill and start thinking of worst case scenarios and then she just appears

he's not wrong

submitted a service req for my vacuum cause it was just spitting rocks in every direction

client services guy made the work order for me

what he wrote: "cleaner is malfunctioning"

WILL I LOVE U SO MUCH 🥹💚💚

I’M GONNA BURN IT DOWN

AND GROW ME SOMETHING BETTER

SO TURN AROUND 😃

AND SHOW ME THAT I’M BETTER 🤠

SOME PEOPLE GOT AN APPLE 🍎

SOME PEOPLE GOT A TANGERINE 🍊

LOOK AROUND AND ALL I SEE IS PEOPLE HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY’RE GIVEN 😃

LIFE IS PRETTY SWEET I’M TOLD 🗣️

I GUESS I’M JUST SHIT OUTTA LUCK GROWING A LEMON TREE 🍋

felt this in my soul

same 😭😭😭

good morningggg

like girl it’s april wtf is this

snowing 🫩

i could never 💚

happy birthday !!!

a picture of part of the wall that had to be cut open to let water drain out, it was bubbling out from water damage

more holes poked into the ceiling from where it bubbled out from water damage

the ceiling, the access point is open and a light fixture has been taken down because there was water pouring out of it

a part of the floor, the carpet is very wet

yes it was fixed lol (well, the leak was stopped. idk if it’s gonna happen again at some point or not but for now it’s fine 😭)