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Posts by Chris Parks

can i scream
(yeah)

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the legislative branch exists to post and do insider trading

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me: "cool plane"
miyazaki, living rent free in my head: "humanity dreams of flight, but the dream is cursed"

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i think he did a twitch stream of one of them a while back

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moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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sheesh, how am i supposed to explain this to my two beautiful sons

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dudes rock

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glad to be back in god's country (california)

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jon noo

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a big set of Spirit 2K film scanners. they look cool as fuck. they're beautiful brushed stainless steel on the sides and a big glass view door to watch the film transport mechanims

they're in a garage

a big set of Spirit 2K film scanners. they look cool as fuck. they're beautiful brushed stainless steel on the sides and a big glass view door to watch the film transport mechanims they're in a garage

so we rescued a set of cinema film scanners

does anyone need a set of cinema film scanners?

if you have a need for a cinema film scanner (or can give it a good home!), and can arrange to have it transported from the Seattle area, message me on fedi or e-mail me at hello@alyx.sh

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Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare dies at 92 Obit: Classicist, philosopher, wit, and one of the greatest British computer scientists of all time

www.theregister.com/2026/03/12/i...

RIP to the man behind the funniest bit of all time: the invention of the null pointer

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

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Sam Altman says OpenAI could have helped better target which school girls to murder

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prison is the moderate position, dream big

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perfect album, no skips

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GALARRAGA! sorry, i was gargling. looks great, jon

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*makes huge jerk off motion with both hands while rolling my eyes so far back in my head that the optic nerves detatch*

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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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banger album, no skips front to back

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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

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the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot

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For anyone who needs additional clarification: this is also why one of them is dead right now, and the other is alive.

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my wife and i always look forward to watching this together. fantastic work, as always. will miss it next year, but glad you're getting to work on something new!

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Donate to Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!, organized by David Ehrlich Hi, my name is David, I'm a film critic, and every year I cut togethe… David Ehrlich needs your support for Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

if you enjoy these videos & would like me to make another one at some point (or even if you don't care about them at all & just want to support an incredibly urgent cause), please consider donating to my fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...

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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdown to watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's…

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

vimeo.com/1156345183

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true, i walk 5 minutes to my local movie theater

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I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"

WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

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