"Rich Person Material" 😂😂😂

@topherflorence back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
Let's see if it pays off for 'em"

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a woman is being horny online, she is NOT talking about you, she's talking about Timothy Olyphant.

pepperidge farm also remembers a cartoon of a man in a straw hat ALT: pepperidge farm also remembers a cartoon of a man in a straw hat

Did you know World War II was the first conflict where the US military lost more to enemy action than to disease?

1918 called

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

This helped me:

then = timE

than = compArison

Anyone else find it fascinating that Harry Potter fell off of Top 10 Most Challenged Books list right around the time JKR went full-blown TERF?

The people who spent more than a decade challenging those books disappeared? Had a change of heart? Decided she was one of them?

Headline: Alan Dershowitz: why I’m becoming a Republican.

w alt

“I was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. I’m joining the Pedophile Party. These two things are unrelated.”

god, for a functioning regulatory system

"Your job is so fun," yes, but did you know I have to single handedly fight no fewer than sixth algorithms every day for the privilege of telling people to not set their beds on fire.

from the AP Lit FB group, this kind of thing happens across states—

When the murder rates spike don't ask why...

still can’t believe that given the choice between “bountiful, free, clean energy from the earth, wind, and sun” and “poisonous dead animal sludge price sensitive to global politics” we keep choosing the latter

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

infowars the official news service for blue sky
is not something i could have possibly imagined tbh

But the Five Below stress ball where only one color is coveted and you can’t know if you have it until you buy it and open it? So you just have to keep buying and opening? That is … P.T. Barnum level sucker exploitation.

At least you knew what Beanie Baby you were getting.

(2/2)

The fact that retail stores have figured out that they can create a cheaply made item nobody actually wants and TikTok will create demand for it based on nothing but wanting to make content about it is bad enough. (1/2)

I just really wish it was normal for car dealerships (and private sellers) to be up front about the condition of used cars. "The transmission needs work soon, & the water pump'll need to be replaced after another 10,000 miles."

Let me make informed choices instead of lying.

With a little less voter suppression, I suspect most people would be shocked at how quickly Mississippi swings. (Damn near 40% of the state is Black, y'all!)

a lot of the quote posts of this are in the "don't get your hopes up/don't be delusional" genre which, I think, miss the point.

the GOP is gonna be losing a lot more sleep at night if it's starting to look like they might have to fight to keep Mississippi.

we don't have to win there to fuck 'em up

I'll admit I was originally enthused about the CBS show WATSON because I thought it meant Lucy Liu was returning to the role.

This discourse rolls around every six months and I'm always happy to chime in: ELEMENTARY is a great TV show qua TV show and best modern interpretation of Holmes, including that one you're thinking of, which was more of one dude's intermittent hobby, which also somehow turned into CRIME DR. WHO.

Thank you for those photos of possibly-but-maybe-not cherry blossoms. They brightened a blah Monday morning.

Public pools used to be everywhere in America. Then racism shut them down. In her new book, “The Sum of Us: What Racism Costs Everyone and How We Can Prosper Together,” Heather McGhee looks at how racism drained not only public pools, but also public support for universal he...

When people ask me why the US is like this, I tell them about the disappearance of public pools after the civil rights act. White supremacists would rather sweat to death than share a cooling dip near a black person. That's why we're like this.

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It’s the reason we don’t have universal healthcare imo. Some white folks would rather die than see Black people get anything at all

Your State-by-State Guide to the 2026 Supreme Court Elections - Bolts Abortion, redistricting, and ballot access remain heated issues as voters face dozens of supreme court races across 32 states this year.

I decided to write about at each & every one of the 32 states with supreme court elections this year.

Why? On abortion, redistricting, death penalty, & more, these institutions & their elections remain so critical.

So here's everything you need to know. NEW from me: