I’m 100% sure staying on Twitter is not good for this person’s mental health.

I'm sorry, man, but 1-2 count, 2 outs, you gotta swing at that.

WTF, this doesn't sound like a hot take. This sounds like a cry for help. This is self-hatred on steroids.

I have some good news for Protestants who are disgruntled with the Pope 😂

Someone slept through the Protestant Reformation during seminary... 😬

Howzat!

This is so embarrassing for our country.

Crazy! The missile off the bat looked like it went into the pitcher’s jersey just as his follow through turned him around and the ball basically missed his body mostly.

His boat is either called something like Tequila Sunrise or a dick joke.

Protecting women in sports by completely blocking them from view.

You Haven’t Seen The Last of Us! A Prequel

The Dow was up 340 points today 😂

So to avoid this, their staff should be interred with them, like the pharaohs of old.

If you haven't canceled your WaPo subscription yet, today is always a good day to do so. There are plenty of clever ways to get past its paywall, if you really do want to read their stories.

Lutnick really living up to his name - licking Tump's nuts.

This is the most Christopher Walken thing Christopher Walken has ever said.

Jim Croce - Operator (That’s Not the Way It Feels) [Official Music Video] YouTube video by Jim Croce

By the time I was old enough to be aware of Croce, he was basically the "Bad Bad, Leroy Brown" guy. I found this song much later and it's beautiful.

Not feeling connected to everything and everyone all the damn time. Needing to walk to a friend's house if you wanted to see them. Having to wait a week to see the next episode of a show you liked. Just being bored which prompted you to read a book or a daydream or pick up a hobby.

Must be humiliating for Tim Cook. Oh well, he’s got a lot of money.

Not even sure who this appeals to anymore. MAGA will never support WaPo and now WaPo is purposefully antagonizing its core readership.

It's like Ratatouille. But with a dog. And tailoring.

I love the 19% who are like, "Tell me more."

This kind of masculine anxiety must be so fucking exhausting.

Cities are beautiful places.

The Republican cope in this thread is delicious.

Will ball gags be involved? Asking for a friend.

What a great photo!

😂😂😂