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Posts by Jasz Vegas

Murple meowface dressed as a snail in a homemade costume made from a cut down amazon box

Murple meowface dressed as a snail in a homemade costume made from a cut down amazon box

Murples Snail costume is proving quite popular with the cats on his insta so I thought Id share it here

5 months ago 41 10 1 1

This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.

7 months ago 3434 684 26 20
A man reaches St Peter at the gates of heaven.
The man: "So... is he dead or not?"
St Peter: "Sorry... Wrong place to ask."

A man reaches St Peter at the gates of heaven. The man: "So... is he dead or not?" St Peter: "Sorry... Wrong place to ask."

The tradition is to draw the arrival in front of St Peter. How will cartoonists manage this one when it happens?

7 months ago 2171 477 24 7

@jaszvegas.bsky.social walked down the aisle to the Jurassic park theme and we walked back up the aisle to the Back to the future overture.

8 months ago 1 1 0 0

squee 😊❤️ I love you too Husband xxx

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Flat faced fluffy cream loaf cat Murple meowface pulling a squinty derp face while laying on his back reaching to the camera with his paws

Flat faced fluffy cream loaf cat Murple meowface pulling a squinty derp face while laying on his back reaching to the camera with his paws

When you accidentally open the front camera

9 months ago 9 2 0 0

Etymology of the day: spiders were once known as ‘attercops’, or ‘poison-heads’, because it was believed most spiders were venomous. The ‘cop’ element became the ‘cob’ in ‘cobweb’.

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Murple meowface looking very handsome with big round blue eyes and his fuffy tempura prawn toy sat on his feet

Murple meowface looking very handsome with big round blue eyes and his fuffy tempura prawn toy sat on his feet

Close up of murple meowface sniffing the end of the toy pawn tail.

Close up of murple meowface sniffing the end of the toy pawn tail.

Today we got murple a toy tempura prawn.

8 months ago 14 3 0 0
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Just seen this 💜 thank you 😊 its such a shame you couldn't make it over but hopefully we will meet in the not too distant future 💕

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

The last week has been a lot to deal with 😓 luckily managed to sleep without having nightmares last night for the first time in 4 days. Fingers crossed I sleep OK tonight too 🙃

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Flat faced cream loaf cat Murple meowface, as Jabba the Hut in starwars

Flat faced cream loaf cat Murple meowface, as Jabba the Hut in starwars

May the 4th be with you.

11 months ago 25 6 1 0

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

11 months ago 2 0 0 1

Tiktok and instagram are my most used platforms 😄 @eddytheaxe.bsky.social says tiktok is just noise 😂

11 months ago 1 0 1 0
Front of the silver pendant featuring a slightly non discript insect, with an amber body set into the silver, abalony shell wings and legs cut into the silver in the japanese shibayama fashion.

Front of the silver pendant featuring a slightly non discript insect, with an amber body set into the silver, abalony shell wings and legs cut into the silver in the japanese shibayama fashion.

Back of the silver pendant features the raw texture of the cuttlefish bone it was cast into.

Back of the silver pendant features the raw texture of the cuttlefish bone it was cast into.

Now that its Jasz birthday and Ive given it to her I can show you all the shibayama insect pendant I made her.

1 year ago 4 1 1 0

Followed 😄🥰

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

What is your @ on tiktok? 🙂

11 months ago 2 0 1 0

Remember when the biggest news was a lawyer accidentally using a filter in a video chat and being a cat..

1 year ago 17 5 1 0
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Wedding band and engagment ring nested together

Wedding band and engagment ring nested together

The new design fits together with her engagement ring.

1 year ago 18 1 6 1
Silver wedding band

Silver wedding band

Today I turned it into this, which will be her wedding ring.

1 year ago 14 1 1 0
Silver promise ring.

Silver promise ring.

9 years ago I made this silver promise ring for my Girlfriend.

1 year ago 23 3 2 0
Gif from the film mean girls that says we should totally stab cesar

Gif from the film mean girls that says we should totally stab cesar

Happy Ides of March

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
Ides of march e-card that says "This Ides of March, take
some time to be suspicious
of senators who are a
little too concerned
with the inside of your
body."

Ides of march e-card that says "This Ides of March, take some time to be suspicious of senators who are a little too concerned with the inside of your body."

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I’m trying to remain cool about this but y’all the queer joy is too sublime: my brother @eddytheaxe.bsky.social is getting married to @jaszvegas.bsky.social soon. @inkandmoxie.bsky.social & I are both attending & we’re both getting new suits for the event it’s gonna off the fucking HOOK, y’all! 🥳

1 year ago 53 3 7 0

Yay! So looking forward to meeting you in person 🎉💕😁

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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Eww, just saw someone in the supermarket wearing a MAGA hat 🤢 I'm in the UK and the city i live in is one of the most progressive liberal areas in all of England.

1 year ago 4 1 2 0

TO MY CIS COMRADES: IT IS TIME TO STAND WITH YOUR TRANS SIBLINGS.

TO MY TRANS SIBLINGS: I LOVE YOU.

1 year ago 1528 444 11 27

Holy shit. I can't believe what's being said by trump right now. I'm so sorry my American friends 😭🔥🔥🔥

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
little fluffy white dog in a yellow jacket sits on the hardwood floor of a pub of sorts. nobody is around him. he’s staring at a roaring fire, and the light reflects off his face and ears.

little fluffy white dog in a yellow jacket sits on the hardwood floor of a pub of sorts. nobody is around him. he’s staring at a roaring fire, and the light reflects off his face and ears.

Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him

1 year ago 14731 1116 200 91

No. Gary had seen enough medical dramas to know to avoid helicopters. The lights flickered as he followed a pregnant woman into the elevator.

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