Ironically Austin FC’s keeper is named Brad Stuver and the whole crowd yells “STUUUUU” when he makes a good save (which is frequently, because our defense is bad).

So dude was shitty and snarky about… donating money to refugees?

For some people online there is absolutely no amount of grass that they can touch that will fix whatever the hell is wrong with them.

“Embellishment” seems like a much more accurate name for it than what they use in soccer, which is “simulation.”

What is the lore behind Gary? I was offline for most of Monday and only saw the aftermath once the original posts were deleted.

Poster for Malört that reads “Malört, the champagne of pain.”

PTKU Listen to PTKU by Corey Cunningham Music #np on #SoundCloud

I also have a playlist of a few different versions of it, including the 8-bit version that I made for Trans Day of Visibility.

I remember that! I made a “Smooth” variant of the theme song for that.

UW-Platteville mentioned!

When I lived in Austin I was in the same district as my uncle who lived three hours away in the suburbs of Houston.

You’re god damn right it will.

I like it on mine, but to be fair my phone is like 90% cat pictures.

I’m so glad I was able to see Ron Carter live a few years ago (and with Russell Malone before he passed). That whole era of 60’s-70’s Blue Note/post bop stuff has become the cornerstone of my record collection.

James Bond and Scaramanga preparing for a duel.

I just assumed it was because of this.

They’re an incredibly hateable team.

It’s a tie.

Fun fact: I went to the second ever game at this stadium.

And now it’s old enough to be leaky and run down.

Awesome.

Also, how is any of that relevant to hotel reservations and how did the robot make that leap?

I meant more the whole “how many incidents of robot racism does it take for us to stop using this thing?” deal. Personally, I’m out at one, but that’s just me.

No lie, when I read “I live in Edina” my immediate reaction was “Shut up, cake eater!”

When I was in undergrad I learned all about the weird hierarchy of Twin Cities suburbs, and the only universal constant among all of them seemed to be that everyone hates Edina.

It’s not just “the robot is dumb and racist,” it’s “the robot has a history of being dumb and racist, but we’re keeping an eye on it.”

You have to wonder at what point that becomes a dealbreaker.

“We are now getting word that Jeremiad has spontaneously combusted on the way to the stadium, making him unavailable for today’s game.”

I am not religious either, but I applaud the GOP’s efforts to start a fight with the Catholic Church right before an election cycle.

I don’t know, a set of custom doggers with “NANNI” emblazoned on the ass might be kind of nice.

Santa Ono renouncing everything that happened in the last year and returning to Michigan truly would be the beginning of Woke II.

So… yet another round of searches?

You gotta tamper, you don’t want to get into a high profile bidding war with East Tennessee State.

Hot take: the Dalton Bond movies are underrated.