👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

I wonder if a naked mole rat will run onto the field next.

@rogueclown.bsky.social, HONQUE.

I mean, anytime I'm in NYC, of course... 🧡

Alaska is just that much cooler.

Today is my 17th work anniversary.

I’ve said it before, but…
“I can’t believe it. We won another contest.”
“The Simpsons are going to Delaware!”
“I want to see Wilmington!”
“I want to visit a screen door factory!”
“Yup. Delaware’s got it all.”

That is not a cat, silly.

All work and no pellet makes Donnelly an angry bunny.

Thank you!

Clearly you need to send them to all of us for backup purposes. 😂🤣

Oh, as my biology teacher would say, that is an excellent answer!

Is it Martin Luther Day?

“All right. Let’s show these people that if it ain’t man-on-elephant love, it ain’t worth singing about!”

I know that one! It's SATIRE + N!

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

The 11-billionth, or the 1+1+1+1+...?

Have you scoped out all the important info about the area, like where the closest Cheesecake Factory is so we can maximize both WS fun and helping Linda?

Gritty absolutely has to come.

Oo! Where?

I see Cybertrucks more often that I would like to. Usually I point and laugh at the drivers. It makes things suck a little less.

I actually want all travel expenses paid anywhere, and not just one piddling all-expenses-paid Viking cruise.

Same.

Wait. I thought the billionaire was polling next highest.

Seems that he’s better but not great?

I do this all the time.

My first thought at seeing that sacrilegious AI slop that Donald posted was that the millions dead from COVID would like a word…

I think Sam can be forgiven for this one. 😂🤣

No, I am sitting forward. We are now moving towards destination stations again and my order for Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake has been put into the Quakerbridge Mall Cheesecake Factory.

OK, Amtrak… The train is supposed to be going forward, towards the upcoming destinations. Why does it seem that we’re doing a really long reverse?