And that's how WW3 started.

They wanted to pay $13/hr for a nanny, playmate, swim coach, cook, and maid in one. That's probably worse than their insane scheduling.

The people who couldn't ship my nephew's Xmas present on time with a three week lead want my repeat business. Nope. Nope. Nope.

I spent six months traveling around East Asia, NZ and Australia. I didn't drive a car the entire time. I walked around 20k steps per day. It was lovely.

Maybe Dave should have asked Chris Rock why he doesn't do the "Black People v. N-Word" bit anymore.

Rubber beef.

I'm glad we have Lion's Choice. Arby's is baaaaaaad.

Party of Small Government strikes again.

Lol. They should have booked one of the large classrooms they use for like Psych 1.

If you are a Russian student and believe this, you are a world class sucker. This is a one-way trip to the front-line infantry.

That's beautiful.

The fact that any venue would book him shows how we've become a society without standards.

Someone should really talk to her today.

Tell her that this is the high point of her career and it's a slow descent into irrelevance from here.

I read Matthew Perry's autobiography. Woods and Perry probably have a lot in common. It's sad watching someone who has so many resources throw it all away.

He's not wrong. Downtown St Louis is a ghost town most nights. Compare it to the Central West End or Tower Grove.

I once ran three red lights downtown at 3am after work, treating the intersections like stop signs. I told the cop that I wasn't waiting at the lights to get robbed and he let me go.

The car dealership I went to two weeks ago had Newsmax on the TV in the waiting room. It might as well have had InfoWars on the TV. Never going back there.

Those back-to-back strike outs by Severino were huge.

The manager at the gym says "See you tomorrow" instead of "have a nice day".

I appreciate his optimism.

We need to express this in terms of what we could be paying for.

That's 75,000 college degrees.
That's salaries for 130,000 teachers
That's 3.1b school lunches.

I'm at a pizza place so hip that half the cooks look like Action Bronson and the kitchen has a DJ in the back spinning hip hop.

The Cardinals used to do first pitch tickets. You go to the box office in the morning. They sell you a voucher for two tickets for $11.20. You show up 15 minutes before the first pitch and they give you an envelope with two tickets in them. I got everything from SRO to First Baseline 30 rows up.

Blanking the very talented Canadian team was huge.

I always wondered how the Tidal algorithm handles a band like King Gizzard, that plays in multiple styles.

I got a bunch of prog rock/metal, some new Fiona Apple and some live deep track Dead from '72.

Good stuff.

Go to Mexico City. Stay in Roma Norte. Eat like a king. Pay half what you would pay for C- food at a resort.

The US government favoring an authoritarian government in South America to advance its economic interests? What in the Monroe Doctrine is going on?

Your average agent wouldn't last a full shift working the customer service desk at a Walmart. Too fragile.

Hoi An is one of my favorite places in the world. Wonderful food. Wonderful people.

#travel #vietnam #hoian

Add some pizza boxes, a lot of empty beers, and a bong and you have my college apartment on a Sunday morning.

That's some nice "you can't fire me, I quit" energy from this fool.

The thing happened that anyone with any sense claimed would happen.

Show up for the primaries. It's time to force some people back into the private sector.