It was such a threat that had to team up with my sister!

Phryne, a calico Maine coon cat with ginger, white, and black fur, sitting on top of some shelves. There is a green dragon over her head.

My staff are slacking. I shall continue supervising from my place of vigilance.

A calico Maine coon cat in a large striped laundry bag.

It is mine now!

A calico Maine coon cat is sat on the photographer’s lap and demanding food with the power of her mind.

You should feed me all the kibble.

NOW.

A Maine coon cat is sat at a table, looking at the camera. She is clearly from HR.

My sister is asking the questions.

A calico Maine coon cat facing to the viewer’s right, while looking out a kitchen window at some audacious pigeons.

The pigeons; they irk me.

A calico Maine coon cat is sitting on a Persian rug and staring into the camera.

My sister is judging you. You know what you did.

A calico Maine coon looks down from her plinth at a lowly human.

"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

A calico Maine coon cat is staring at you.

I have heard there is NEW FUD in my house and it is CHICKEN.

A large calico Maine coon cat is rolling her eyes while lying on a grey cushion on pine shelves.

L’ennui, c’est vrai.

A month after we moved in. It was already our house and Simon and Mary only lived here.

When we were small.

A blurred Maine coon cat falling into a woman’s lap. She looks very surprised.

So Lyra was trying to get at the milk in @marypcbuk.bsky.social’s cereal bowl, and it was so cute that I was trying to photograph it when she overbalanced and fell into Mary’s lap.

I got the shot.

A calico Maine coon cat is sat on a bag in some Ikea shelves. She is staring at the camera with big eyes.

“I have a new place in which to hide from my sister!” Says Lyra.

A calico Maine coon car getting her head and ears rubbed. Her paws are flexing in happiness.

Sometimes it is important to get pettings.

A calico Maine coon cat looks at the camera. She has a white ruff, an orange patch on her head, and black raccoon eyes. There is a blob of orange on her nose.

Watching you watching me watching you.

Today I am relaxing on my plinth. A calico Maine Coon is looking at the camera, with one paw stretched out and the other tucked nearly over the top.

Today I have been relaxing on my plinth.

A calico Maine coon cat looking directly at the camera. She is not ready for her close up.

The human keeps pointing things at me.

A calico Maine Coon cat is playing inside a green plastic laundry trug. There are limbs everywhere.

I have a laundry basket for when my sister has stolen all my boxes. It is the best place.

Alt text: Two calico Maine coons sitting on a staircase. The lower one is called Phryne, the upper is Lyra. Behind them is a bookcase full of books.

Sorry! Clicked post too soon.

Me and my sister.

Beans for @blowdart.me

A floofy calico Maine Coon with her legs crossed in front of her.

Hello, I’m Phryne and this is my account.