I'm like 3 bad events away from snapping and becoming a scam artist

you know what, for now I'll take it

Velma's voice actor Mindy Cohn has announced she's beaten cancer for a second time

Hank I need good news! I need someone to lie to me and tell me everything will be okay

fr

But like what if someone just did it.

that would be kinda cool

I hate working, specifically closing, with people who have no sense of urgency

everyone should listen to this one
Glork has good wave tables so they know something aboot monsters

FR! Let me spread the word of being a chill dude everywhere!!!

I should add it's legally a religion in 47 states

A certificate that reads "certificate of ordination this document hereby affirms that 'my name is here but doxx' has been ordered by the Church of the latter-day dude on this day, April 13th 2026"

Yeah I'm a Dudeist Priest which sounds fake but the church of Dudeism is a modern branch of Taoism and they will just let anyone be priests for free

I'll send you the uncensored one on discord

fun fact
I'm legally a priest

I used to listen to a LOT of asmr and tonight I came home and whispered "Hey"
and then instincts kicked in and I went
"It's me... asmr.... darling"
and perfectly the 3 chuckles she ends the quote with while actually chuckling.
so I guess there's an ASMR gremlin living in my subconscious now.

Who up gooshing on their gongler?

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
I'm setting ablaze
this fucking mine

noooooooooo
not flavor town 😭😭😭😭😭
Andrew Hussie was right about him

I hate imposter syndrome more than I hate most things in this world.

The back of a magic the gathering card.

Dang it not again!
Well I guess you won't be expecting this one then.

So uh
I actually have a new song coming out soon
#Riddim #Dubstep #EDM

my default position at any computer is WASD and mouse

I have exactly 1 person I'm a channel member on YouTube for and even though I don't watch her channel very much she's an awesome creator and it'll take a hell of a lot to get me to stop giving her my $3 / month.

anyways I'm watching The Grip guys full show while sitting in the car waiting for my girlfriend

We live in a time where there are independent companies like Smosh making full shows for free on YouTube or dropout making full shows for a few dollars.

And yet we still have racists in power.

Wack

I would love a 15-20 hour week where we can all spend our time actually living life.
This corporate grind to scrape by is not enjoyable lol.

Everyone is talking about an ai ending to humanity or a cyberpunk dystopia but I am so scared we'll get the enders game dystopia.

fuck @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social ruined me because I saw this and went "Nah teensects is still better" as of that's a fucking thing.

we went to the Denver museum and the Denver dinos alive exhibit

Me and my girlfriend looking down at the camera with the words "Final date for the date" across us

Birds

My girlfriend in front of a large bronchiosaurus heart

my girlfriend in front of " The world's largest dinosaurs" sign

It's @wendigophallen.bsky.social birthday and we fucking CELEBRATED

All I want is just enough money to run away from this shitty conservative state.
But sadly that reality is just out of reach 😭😭😭😭

My girlfriend wearing a headset with Tiefling horns next to Me grabbing my chin and biting my lip A filter is on us making us cream colored and giving her small red crescent moons on her cheeks the words "Vacation Time" cross the screen

My Blue tipped Siamese cat Luna laying next to my Tabby cat Kenai on my lap in bed

It's been a good day and will be a good week