Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

I couldn't help myself

why did i think this was fallout 3 for a moment

ELDEN RING Movie!

"we're not done with 2026 yet" well duh it's april it's barely been a third

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

A screenshot of status.bsky.app. It is showing a warning message from UptimeRobot saying that the status page has been suspended.

chat is this good

consider this penguin appreciated

It's true... follow @gravycrewgames.bsky.social for updates on our next game!! Cooking up something spooky this time 👻

“After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,”

*cough laughs*

My golden energy

i mean its probably just me. anyway,

the penne opticon

Go away.

STOP PLAYING FORTNITE ????

I mean for real, its been tapping harder and harder into AI shit.

I had to stop myself after playing for years, i am certain you can too.

dog hitting whip and nae nae on twitter with fawnpilled__ asking: "is he even allowed to do this? can someone check the rules"

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

Been seeing a lot of LLM-generated sloptext on menus lately. You can tell because they say shit like 'a symphony of textures'. It's a cheese toastie, mate.

My contribution to this valuable meme.

I call this: "Beavis and Bus-Head".

bsky.app/profile/eize...

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

how is this literally happening in real life

tomodachi life is like the feeling of writing boobs on a calculator and giggling to urself distilled into a video game

Everytime I see shit like this is a fundamental failure to understand the role and purpose of what an "NPC" plays in game design. The role of an npc is to deliver tone, information, character. Things AI are incapable of doing because it requires intent.

self indulgence

i forgot about this account oh my god

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA