I love this joke. You love this joke. We all do. It is hilarious.
Buuuuuut...you know we're about to discuss Roman calendars, right? And that this joke isn't quite right?
SO! Let's talk about Roman calendars and why the 'number months' (Sept-Dec) do not match their numbers (7-10)! 1/
obama, à l'enterrement de trump, commençant son discours par
now folks... donald trump was a moron and a rapist, sure...
*pause dramatique de dix secondes où il regarde la foule en souriant*
but he was, above all, a coward
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
Marrant pendant un instant j'ai cru que c'était serge le mytho avant de realiser
Dessin montrant comment un arbre soit disant mort ne l'est pas réellement si on laisse faire la Nature... Il abrite la vie pendant des années jusque finir par renaître lui même.
Les arbres sont la vie... 🌳
Suffit d'aller les vendre au Mexique et au Canada et de mettre 25% sur toutes les Tesla et autres merdes Américaine.
Trump c'est la brute de l'école. Le seul moment ou il comprend qu'il a été trop loin c'est quand tu le tabasses avec une chaise.
With our Tracker, we are now following 41 cases
1. Immigration and citizenship
2. Structure of government/personnel
3. Federal assistance
4. Civil liberties
5. Diversity, equity, inclusion, and accessibility
6. Removal of information from government websites
7. Actions against FBI employees
Cela semble absurde, et j’ai été choqué la première fois que je l’ai compris, mais la France – il n'y a pas d'autre mot – est bien un paradis fiscal pour milliardaire
Explications détaillées 🧵
I really, really don't want to do this, but let's do a bit (just a LITTLE BIT) of fact checking about what Zuck said on the Joe Rogan podcast, because this is something I not only followed closely, but also spent time *talking to the actual people at Meta who dealt with this* which WAS NOT ZUCK.
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
Mission accomplie 💪
Dessin des bidochons La télé : salut les cons monsieur : Raymonde ça commence !
Vous êtes tous des cons
Je suis le garant de la stabilité
Je vais continuer comme avant
C’est VOTRE responsabilité.
C’est vous qui êtes allés voter sans donner de majorité
Ceux qui ne votent pas comme je veux sont un front anti républicain parce que la République c’est moi
eux ont choisi le désordre
Did you know there’s a site to search for starter packs of people to follow? Built by @mubashariqbal.com
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“Two years ago, Elon Musk bought Twitter. I personally didn’t have a problem with that, because I’m a common sense centrist who nevertheless only writes about how much I agree with reactionary ideas.”
Pitch-perfect satire.
Si si, ça reconstruit juste la TL Twitter :)
BREAKING: Congress passes rule that no person born with a conscience may use their restrooms
Vu la composition actuelle de la cour suprême et leurs décisions passées, vous croyez vraiment qu’il y a un quelconque potentiel de contre pouvoir ?
Good thoughts from @kenwhite.bsky.social to round out this horrorshow of a week:
www.popehat.com/p/and-yet-it...
Oh Vance a l’air bien dangereux aussi. Et RFK pour gérer la santé ça risque d’être assez fun
Si jamais c’est récurrent et que tu veux truander, il existe des outils de ce genre : github.com/srwi/MockSign
The year is 2044 and elections are being held between Earth President James Milktoast and Revulon, Hordemaster of the invading Arachni Host.
Reporter: Ken who are you voting for?
Me: I’m undecided.
Reporter: Isn’t Revulon saying he will eat all humans?
/1
Anchor Bob: Well, enough coverage of the hopeless deteriorating dumpster fire that is American society. Reporter Bill, how are things on the international front?
Reporter Bill: [standing in front of an immense pile of dead children]. Not great Bob
Anchor Bob: We’ll be back with sports
Ukraine killed a load of my admirals & other senior officers but the joke’s on them cos I now I might accidentally replace them with someone competent.
I remain a master strategist.
