big back big back

Ok

Oh I'm definitely antisocial

I'm so antisocial my ex thought I was autistic

gonna get a mullet hairstyle today

I'm on that ultra-rare moonrock glacier drip, searching for a turbo diesel mango widowmaker that hits like a cybernetic haymaker in zero gravity.

MARCH MADNESS IS BACK BABY WOOOOOOOOOO

I weigh 147 lbs and have a size 28 waist but my deadlift is 320 lbs...

because some people have big fat ass I think they're rude... but maybe they just have a BBL

Babe are you okay you've barely touched your calcium gluconate

had a straight chick come to my place and she was SO impressed by the simplest things. art on the wall, rugs, a $40 knife block set. chicks are so fucking lame and pathetic lol they fr need a daddy to take care of them their whole lives

looking up 10 year old inline 6 bimmers is like crack to me

Frank Ocean dropped a cock ring before he dropped music...

Shopping for a used BMW F22 m240i will be the death of me. Hard tops so hard to find 😭😭

Machine Girl - Ass2Mars (Official Video) YouTube video by Machine Girl

basically like taking cocaine laced with LSD music.youtube.com/watch?v=FrXC...

researching cars, wtf type of press car photo is this man 😭😭😭

she doug on my dimma til I dome

Indian food in the UK is what Mexican food is in the US

Going to Turkey for a unibrow transplant

Sometimes you just eat without yt and that's because you don't deserve it (no wifi)

contacts are for cowards who haven't found their perfect plastic black frames

this makes me wanna make sweet love to a cd-rom disk

can't believe hamlet ripped off the ion king

had a pt who found out he got syphilis after his girl cheated on him with hella dudes from facebook while he was in prison. dude was showing me her phone while she was crying in front of him. life is insane bro

your honor he made goldie... i rest my case

I hate the advice, "Stop looking for love and it will come." Stop looking for milk, and they’ll just appear in your fridge? Milk will just find its way to you.

Grindhouse Machine Girl · MG Ultra · Song · 2024

open.spotify.com/track/3EN9EF...

its your house and im a baguette

bodybuilders that look like a condom full of walnuts.