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Posts by Joseph Hewitt

Enough greebles and anything becomes a scifi wotsit.

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There have been other similar cases, and many less serious (though still serious) injuries. Both the cold and the expanding gas are dangerous.

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Quite possibly the most perfect game ever made.

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moon child becoming a huge meme overnight and then the original devs finding out and being the chillest people ever RELEASING ALL OF THE SOURCE FOR FREE is genuinely the best possible outcome

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GIVEN that 99.9% of us are incapable of making a record of any description, I think it is grossly unfair that artistes who have achieved a solitary success on the hit parade are insultingly referred to as 'One-Hit Wonders'. Let me assure your readers that, had I written Kung Fu Fighting, I would spend every waking hour waving my cock around and referring to everyone I met as 'no-hit cunts'.
Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford

GIVEN that 99.9% of us are incapable of making a record of any description, I think it is grossly unfair that artistes who have achieved a solitary success on the hit parade are insultingly referred to as 'One-Hit Wonders'. Let me assure your readers that, had I written Kung Fu Fighting, I would spend every waking hour waving my cock around and referring to everyone I met as 'no-hit cunts'. Kevin Caswell-Jones, Gresford

This is how I feel about having made the bestseller list at #15 for a single month in February 2020

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an illustration of a medieval woman spinning wool into thread using a spindle

an illustration of a medieval woman spinning wool into thread using a spindle

All hail the almighty distaff and spindle.

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I know I should but haven't done most of my digital originals.

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Battle Bomber from SRW says "My final goal is a 100 mech combination! The Super Ultra Delicious Deluxe Perfect Max Hyper Ultimate Gorgeous Bomber!"; Battle Bomber was voiced by Naoki Makishima, who also played Mughi in Dirty Pair and Thunder Geist in Exkaiser.

Battle Bomber from SRW says "My final goal is a 100 mech combination! The Super Ultra Delicious Deluxe Perfect Max Hyper Ultimate Gorgeous Bomber!"; Battle Bomber was voiced by Naoki Makishima, who also played Mughi in Dirty Pair and Thunder Geist in Exkaiser.

Yes I do. Especially since I've been playing a lot of Super Robot Wars lately and it's always fun to know which characters have the same voice actors.

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image of two people, a woman and a man, holding hands as their tears blow in the wind. they stand on a red, canyon cliff that extends behind them.

text reads: 
A GRAPHIC NOVEL BY NICKY RODRIGUEZ
The Unlucky Ones and the Edge of Nowhere

"RODRIGUEZ EFFORTLESSLY DISPLAYS HOW WE HANDLE THE CARDS WE'VE BEEN DEALT, AND THAT LUCK JUST MIGHT BE WHAT WE MAKE OF IT," Bria Strothers, FLATIRON BOOKS ASSOCIATE PUBLICIST

HOW FAR WILL YOU RUN FOR FREEDOM?
SONIA AND LÚCIO FIND THEIR LIVES CHANGED CATASTROPHICALLY AND ARE ON THE RUN WITH LITTLE PLANS OR HOPE FOR WHAT'S NEXT. A CHANCE MEETING IN A DINER SEES THEM EMBARK ON A SUMMER ROAD-TRIP FILLED WITH ADVENTURE, FEAR,  AND HEARTFELT REFLECTIONS ON GRIEF, MORTALITY, AND THE PLEASURES OF LIFE.

Sonia María Cristina Antonio Colón
Lúcio Silveira da Costa 

 PAST #SmallPitch, #PitchDis, #DVPit INTEREST

NEW ADULT 
queer
road-story
drama
contemporary
speculative
trigger warnings: drug use, suicidal ideation mention, mugging

image of two people, a woman and a man, holding hands as their tears blow in the wind. they stand on a red, canyon cliff that extends behind them. text reads: A GRAPHIC NOVEL BY NICKY RODRIGUEZ The Unlucky Ones and the Edge of Nowhere "RODRIGUEZ EFFORTLESSLY DISPLAYS HOW WE HANDLE THE CARDS WE'VE BEEN DEALT, AND THAT LUCK JUST MIGHT BE WHAT WE MAKE OF IT," Bria Strothers, FLATIRON BOOKS ASSOCIATE PUBLICIST HOW FAR WILL YOU RUN FOR FREEDOM? SONIA AND LÚCIO FIND THEIR LIVES CHANGED CATASTROPHICALLY AND ARE ON THE RUN WITH LITTLE PLANS OR HOPE FOR WHAT'S NEXT. A CHANCE MEETING IN A DINER SEES THEM EMBARK ON A SUMMER ROAD-TRIP FILLED WITH ADVENTURE, FEAR, AND HEARTFELT REFLECTIONS ON GRIEF, MORTALITY, AND THE PLEASURES OF LIFE. Sonia María Cristina Antonio Colón Lúcio Silveira da Costa PAST #SmallPitch, #PitchDis, #DVPit INTEREST NEW ADULT queer road-story drama contemporary speculative trigger warnings: drug use, suicidal ideation mention, mugging

#PosterPit #Q #SO #SPF #GN #C #LGBT #NA #A The Unlucky Ones and the Edge of Nowhere, a 300-pg original graphic novel. 2 queer 20-somethings w/ life-changing powers navigate grief & mortality on a sudden summer road trip out of California in the hopes they'll find an answer to what's next. on sub!

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青空限定宇宙魔女さん。
#厄除け画集

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Orange deoderant stick surrounded by bits of plastic trash

Orange deoderant stick surrounded by bits of plastic trash

Deoderant stick with plastic and card glued to it so it looks like a tank with aerofoils.

Deoderant stick with plastic and card glued to it so it looks like a tank with aerofoils.

Making a classic Warhammer 40K deoderant stick hovertank.

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A key component of worldbuilding that amateur media critics don't understand is that just because something is patently ridiculous or full of obvious problems does NOT mean it's impossible, or even unlikely to happen.

Our world had Juicero; there is no reason a fictional one would be any different.

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바보들 타임랩스 #팽

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Alt text: Bunny holds aside a cow's tail to admire her udder hooked up to a milking machine. Bunny is smiling broadly. Not porn, it's late 90s Canadian children's programming.

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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By accident I pulled the levels slider all the way to the right and all these bleached yellows came out. I guess that's how vibe is born. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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cover for IVE's new album "Lucid Dream", with the band drawn by Junji Ito in his usual black and white style

cover for IVE's new album "Lucid Dream", with the band drawn by Junji Ito in his usual black and white style

Junji Ito living his best life, drawing kpop band IVE's new album cover
I'm legit in love with this

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ballistus dreadnought

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS IN BED, SHE IS COUNTING SHEEP , SO SHE CAN GET TO SLEEP 

WE SEE HER IMAGINING SHEEP JUMPING OVER A FENCE

P2-
NANCY: I WONDER HOW SHEEP
PUT THEMSELVES TO 

P3- NANCY IS IMAGINING A SHEEP LYING DOWN AND IMAGINING NANCY’S JUMPING OVER A FENCE.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS IN BED, SHE IS COUNTING SHEEP , SO SHE CAN GET TO SLEEP WE SEE HER IMAGINING SHEEP JUMPING OVER A FENCE P2- NANCY: I WONDER HOW SHEEP PUT THEMSELVES TO P3- NANCY IS IMAGINING A SHEEP LYING DOWN AND IMAGINING NANCY’S JUMPING OVER A FENCE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 8,1971

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Gambit: Whatchu want on your hotdog, chere?
Rogue: Just ketchup.
Gambit: ...mebbe we should be seein' other people.

Gambit: Whatchu want on your hotdog, chere? Rogue: Just ketchup. Gambit: ...mebbe we should be seein' other people.

New meme format just dropped

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Also makes the argument that you should bring a cowboy with you when you're planning to fight a god or a monster.

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I bought a digital music player and then bought music that I can put on it. And then I can play the music! It works offline! I can't lapse! I don't get a reminder that I haven't paid my "music subscription" for March! The music doesn't play ads in-between! The artists get paid! It's amazing.

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GearHead Caramel v1.010 Beta: RoPP Fixes If I don't discover any new serious bugs during this playthrough of Raid on Pirate's Point, I will probably be pushing the unblocking branch to main and upgrading the beta to stable candidate. Here ar...

GearHead Caramel v1.010 beta has just been released. That's the first beta release with a digit in the hundredths place! Feels like some kind of milestone. #ghrpg #GameDev #IndieGame #Mecha gearhead.itch.io/gearhead-car...

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This patient needs 9cc of Cyriak, stat.

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Hormagaunts want you to come here while termagants want you to stay over there.

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That's actually pretty clever.

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A magnificent beast.

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A Nite Angel wooden hamster tunnel.

A Nite Angel wooden hamster tunnel.

He is now asleep in the tunnel with a window, lying on his back, legs akimbo, with his private parts smooshed up against the glass.

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Dexy has been getting more and more sociable these days. Every night this week he woke up for meal time and came out to see me. I was going to take a picture of him eating his greens, but he's gone back to bed. 🐹

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Passing a rabbit through a diffraction grating. Are bunnies waves or particles?

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