Crew in the square at the top of the road are having a bit of a disagreement.
Chap One full scream: YOU'LL BE THE NEXT CUNT TO DIE!
Chap Two: Alright, calm down
Chap One, little shrug like Chap Two has a point, now reasonable: You'll be the next cunt to die.
I wonder if we have it in Scotland. I go to the M&S French one with the little chunks of salt in
Crumpets are one of those things where I like the cheap ones best. Supermarket own over Warburtons, Warburtons over fancy brand, definitely not worth home making. Spend the difference upgrading your butter
He had it coming
User profile of @why.bsky.team shows they are blocking me and I'm blocking them via the list "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO Cull"
Even I'm blocked. But I started it in this case
I saw it at the cinema and it was closer in experience to a roller coaster than a movie. I didn't eat my movie snack. I think everyone left feeling the same
Hob is beautiful
I saw Brian Cant going about his day at the Fringe one time and my inner 5 year old was awed by it before grown up me had even really worked out who he was
Mr Blobby and Dan Levy doing a sideways hug and smiling together, backstage, I think of Claudia Winkleman's talk show
I saw this picture and now I'm stuck on the idea of Schitt's Creek but with Blobby instead of Patrick. No other changes.
Don't you dare eat that bun. And you shouldn't have a nice drink with it, either.
Oh no, not silly!
a slightly grumpy looking tuxedo kitty, lounging in a wood tray filled with straw, with a medal round his neck.
The Dickin Medal is the highest award that can be issued to animals in British military service. Bearing the words "We Also Serve" it has been awarded 75 times since its creation in 1943.
Only one cat has ever received the award.
This is the story of Able Seacat Simon, of HMS Amethyst. 🧵 1/25
I hate when the police shoot the guy. I want them to face what they did, to explain.
Yep, same guy. I love his sturdy dudes
He did the 'y tho' pope, and his sculptures are so great, too
I love Botero so much
Lucky you. I never bought any car
I love that they don't give them a romantic storyline. They are friends, they love and respect each other, and we don't need them to kiss to have that.
(I do also like romantic stories, but not everything needs them.)
I've a colleague who had one and made a sticker for it saying he got it before we knew (I didn't pull him up on that). Then he sold it last year.
Before the more recent shift, I think I blocked more people on Twitter for JP meme than anything else. Partly because lazy af, but mostly because jesus, could we not.
I looked at the quotes on it, and you were the only one calling it out. How can people not know? I hope they don't know, because the alternatives are worse.
Very high quality moon tonight, moon fans
Yes, but then I had flu and the others had to do it and made such an unholy mess of it that they all think it's even harder than they did before. It's literally downloading some data.
One of the holiday let landlords in my (Edinburgh city centre) building tried to object to a comedy club opening a few years back. There's a pub next door on each side and one opposite. A comedy club is not adding to the noise, AND that guy doesn't even live here!
The comedy club is superb.
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
The building my gym is in is playing calypso muzak so experimental there's a good chance they're playing it backwards
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#3 was a pure fluke for me. I love that your weakest is still that close
23:27 officially the most stupid time to get home. All my lights are on timers to switch off at 23:30 so I remember to go to bed. Getting home at 23:27, I come in, lights on, go to the loo, and step back onto the hall just in time for the lights to go out.
This happens quite often.
Patterson is great. Ghost Dog a delight, then everyone else seems to rate Broken Flowers, which I hated hated hated. It was the final straw for my "if Bill Murray is in it and it's not Ghostbusters, don't go" rule
Do you think she stepping stones out, or this was moments before disaster?