the penne opticon

come on man.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

because holy shit i think someone needs to tell it to their face this is getting out of hand

on a scale of 1-10 how rude is it to tell someone that keeps trashing games generally agreed upon as good because of their own ineptitude at following what the game tells you or grasping mechanics several hours in. or in some cases saying things "softlocked" or "glitched" when its their own fault

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

We all have days like this

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

saw a massive espeon plush in a card shop after work today

it wasn't the life size one but it was the sleeping one and man

it was extremely tempting

good thing i didn't get it, its way cheaper online lol

future plans...

a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open . ALT: a cartoon character from adventure time is laying on the ground with his mouth open .

got all ready to go silicobra hunting after raid hour

and then i got to the spot and found out they changed the spawns

no snek for me

a bald man with a mustache is smiling and looking up .. ALT: a bald man with a mustache is smiling and looking up ..

also they're at airports for some reason

snakes on a plane lol

Weezer - No Scrubs YouTube video by weezer

Theme for hunting for Silicobra in Pokemon GO this week...

youtu.be/55UtG-1os_s?...

(apparently areas tagged with "scrub" on open street map can spawn silicobra but it's not confirmed and they're very sparse)

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

an art of (from left to right) resplendent tana, eirika and larachel sitting down around each other

🌸🍀🏵️🌻💮 #fe8 #art

dude needs to find some whimsy in Pokemon it’s not all about the “ultra cool” pokemon

as they say, every pokemon is someone’s favorite

(also like, the audacity of him to say all this while mentioning in the comments he collects sableye)

saw a video today where a guy was confused as to why a 11 or 12 year old kid was clearing him out of all his nymble illustration rares at his table

just kept dismissing nymble as just some dumb bug, saying how when he was that age he was into Mewtwo and Gengar

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

dim dim da dada dim dim da dada dim da lilam

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Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

if I had a dollar for every time I saw someone confuse Ash-Greninja with Mega Greninja in the TCG space I could probably buy the SAR lol

fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.

Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

happy easter

it’s a “walk outside and be knocked down by the wind” kind of day

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

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