This is the funniest shit that's happened in years.

ADHD medication is hilarious cos you're supposed to have it before 10am so it doesn't fuck up your sleep and eat it with a substantial meal with protein or it doesn't work properly. You're asking me, a person with ADHD, to get up at a reasonable time and make myself a good breakfast???

Many of you are into DILFs despite having good relationships with your fathers. Stolen valour from girls like me with ACTUAL daddy issues.

Far right politicians promising "a UK version of ICE" or whatever seem to be forgetting how we can all SEE how ICE is doing. Beyond being evil they're also bumbling and completely incompetent.

A minor act of Wokeness is to refer to poor and dark skinned foreigners as "expats" and rich white foreigners as "immigrants".

Like Eric Adams

FBI ass post

Premier inn room with a large navy blue futon bed next to the double bed

This premier inn room has a Cuck Futon

Beyond anything else, Scientology is the dumbest name I've ever heard for anything

The greatest thread in the history of forums

I fucking love multiculturalism. When I visit my hometown it's one of the main things I miss about Da Big City.

The night shift of The Pitt is so funny cos they really looked at the day shift cast and said "hmm.... Not enough hotties" and put out a casting call for stone cold 10s.

Psyching myself up for Da Pitt series 2 finale.

Israel is repeatedly killing aid workers in Lebanon. They are now wearing body cameras to prove they aren't hauling weapons like Israel claims. Israel needs to be held accountable!

If a person dies because they couldn't afford something that would have saved them then capitalism killed that person

Para-antisocial relationship where you despise someone you've never met

Also the planet is mostly The Sea. Even if it were dictated by chance they would mostly land in water.

I didn't know she was still alive

Fuck it, we should have a Trip Hop revival.

Fucking BYE

I'm sick of hearing the excuse that IDF service is mandatory in Israel. If Taylor Swift Updates had the balls to say no you could too.

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

Doctor Jesus sounds like a whacky 90s sitcom that ran for one series

Soooo he doesn't think morality should affect politics? Interesting

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Selfie of me at an awkward angle in front of an aquarium with a green spotted axolotl facing the camera

I keep forgetting Guillermo is gone and looking into his tank as I walk past to see what he's up to! 😭

The British equivalent of an EGOT is a BBOB (BAFTA (TV), BAFTA (film), Olivier, Brit award)

Orban’s defeat shows that when we stand together against the politics of hate and division, hope wins and the far right friends of Farage can be defeated.