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Posts by Wesley Emblidge
The people yearn for podcast episodes about PIXELS
STARTERS Chloé Zhao Long Bao Cutting Through Lox Emma Scone (with Jamnet) Ethan Guac If I Had Eggs I’d Whisk You Kleber Mendonça Phyllo KPopcorn Demon Hunters Leonardo Pistachios Olives Laxe The Secret Agent Lettuce Wraps CHEESE PLATTER Edam Hawke Havarti Supreme Michael Brie Jordan Ricotta Reinsve Sent-Emmental Value MAIN COURSES Bone-In O’Brien Chicken Tinga Ibsdotter Lilleaas Daal Thomas Anderson F1-Pot Chili Gamey Madigan Honey-Baked Hamnet Jafar Pan-Seared Ahi Jur Aspic World Rebirth Leg of Lambnet Mr. Nobody Against Puttanesca Roast Byrne Sean Penne Spamnet Musubi Steak Diane Warren Wagyu Moura Wonton Mee Mosaku Zootopia Stew SIDE DISHES Avatar: Fire and Hash Chanterelles Fanning Corn on the Jacob Darius Congee Frankenstein and Beans Jessie Buckwheat Noodles Michael Pea Jordan Plantain Dreams Squash Safdie Stellan Skars Chard Teyana Taters Timothée Chow/Lo Mein BEVERAGES (ONE BOTTLE AFTER ANOTHER) Benicio del Taro Boba Blue Moon It Was Juice Antioxidant Joachim Beer Martini Supreme Michael Tea Jordan Que Syrah, Sirāt Ryan Cooler Teavana Taylor Zinners DESSERTS Brittle Amélie or the Character of Rain Bugonia Split Cake Hudson Melon Skarsgård Train Creams SNUBS After the Bundt Amanda Seyfries Chase Infinitea Cynthia Burrito Jay Jelly Jesse Lemons Joel Edgertongue Marinara Grande No Other Choy Paul Mezcal Sorry, Baby Greens Springsteen: De Liver Meat From Nowhere The Tasty Mint of Ann Lee Wicked: For Gouda
Behold! My 2026 Academy Awards menu, full of #Oscar-themed options for breakfast, lunch and Sinners.
As always, I'd like to thank the Academy — and my wife, for being the best editor and partner in pundom.
Lineup of Christian Bale's film credits since 2016
FORD V FERRARI aside... the last decade of Christian Bale's career has not exactly been smooth sailing (and I don't have a ton of faith that yet another David O. Russell movie will change that)
Hulu thumbnails that read "For Sci-Fi fans" with some kind of Predator recap video, "For James L. Brooks Fans" with Ella McCay, and "For Comedy Fans" with The Roses
The only three movie genres that matter
Coming to the unfortunate realization I will never write a piece of ad copy as good/deranged as “Peacock is the home of The Grabber”
Streaming thumbnail for THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME
Why does this art make it look like Benicio is a very frustrated zombie
Website to buy a cardboard cutout of the How to Train Your Dragon character (?) "Gronkle" for $50
How many $50 Gronkles can they really be selling
An oddly happy child posing next to a flying monkey from WICKED
A guy thrilled to be standing next to a cardboard cutout of Tim Blake Nelson's Marvel villain
Desperate to know who exactly is buying some of these cardboard standees in the official AMC Theatres shop amctheatresshop.com/collections/...
With the release of her new art heist film The Mastermind, director Kelly Reichardt speaks to Mitchell Beaupre about the tension of life’s disruptions, Josh O’Connor’s shifting performance, and her endless fascination for people watching. boxd.it/2Mu
Less shocked by the mouse that just ran across my armrest at the Scotiabank than I am about this being the first time that's happened
Most insane line I have been in so far is for NO OTHER CHOICE. Park supremacy!!
Unintentional double feature of therapist movies for me to kick off #TIFF50, with Rose Byrne in IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU and Jodie Foster in A PRIVATE LIFE
TIFF industry badge
We’re so back
Me (plus Kallie)! There through Monday
tfw your pen name becomes your legal one 🙂↕️
Me in a green suit and my now-wife in her amazing white wedding dress embracing
Me in my green suit and my now-wife in her white wedding dress sprint across the street to our wedding venue
Me and my now-wife kiss behind a wooden gate with a sign reading “Kallie & Wesley’s Wedding”
My now-wife and I walk down the aisle after our ceremony
Married! (as of two days ago)
Deeply bleak
Ballot for the New York Times' Best Movies of the 21st Century list, featuring: Carol, Children of Men, Drive My Car, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Holy Motors, In the Loop, In the Mood for Love, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, A Separation, A Serious Man
Alright this is where I've landed
"Landlords in New York City have apparently picked their champion in the mayor’s race: Andrew M. Cuomo."
Cover art for the video game Snoopy vs the Red Baron, featuring a red and a yellow biplane
Ethan Hunt needed one additional team member in THE FINAL RECKONING
MUBI has acquired Lynne Ramsey’s Die, My Love after its world premiere at the Cannes Film Festival ✨
Starring Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson, the film will be released in theaters later this year.
Letterboxd recent activity including MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING, SEX AND THE CITY 2, CROSSFIRE, and MURS MURS
I am unknowable
First stills from The History of Sound starring Paul Mescal and Josh O’Connor, from writer-director Oliver Hermanus 👀
The History of Sound will have its world premiere at Cannes Film Festival this month via Mubi.
A cybertruck covered with “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers
Always get a good laugh out of the lone cybertruck in my Brooklyn neighborhood, which I once saw smeared with dog shit, now desperately covered with anti-Elon stickers
The cover (!!!) for my book (!!!!) which comes out in January (!!!!!) My favorite part is how you can tell they’re very handsome boys even from the backs of their heads
Spring brunch party loading
Few better gifts you can give yourself than an evening making cinnamon bun dough for you to bake the next morning