Definitely. A burglar will smash her eye and climb down her face, or lower jaw will open like stairs from a spaceship.

I imagine it's probably useful for narrowing down available players with specific attributes etc. Only a matter of time before Didier Baptiste* rears his non-existent head with AI involved though.

*niche one for those of us slightly older folks.

My youth

They think we're Chupa Chumps.

Fin Machine

Shamu Fighters

#WhaleSupergroups

I have a vague recollection of trying it for a pub team, but it gets boring even if it was your idea. A player atop a teammate's shoulders for corners was one we didn't try enough. Imagine a ten foot Jascal Bijuijk.

Raspberry Beretcorn Antiques

Ozemprick

Run it into the corner straight from kick off and keep it there for 90+ minutes.

"I vant to suck your etc."
Vlad the Impaleher and so on.

I'm picturing a defeat similar to the original War of the Worlds.

Love?

Be right back, I'm just getting my eating a bacon sandwich jokes down from the attic.

"I can't be racist; I'm mates with St George."

'St George was a British patriot, born in Doncaster...'

Are they sure they want their supporters find out where Georgey boy was from?

Exactly. Just because you have an aptitude for one thing, doesn't mean you'll excel or even be competent at another. My mate did shit at school but runs rings atound me when it comes to pricing,planning,and executing jobs. What comes naturally and easily to him, i have to work a lot harder at.

Anyway, my original point wasn't to disparage those with academic/IT skills; it was to point out that simply being academically clever doesn't mean you'll necessarily be any good at construction.

You're assuming it would be easy for anyone better suited to academia to do a trade; which was the reason for my jovial response to the original post. When you've worked on sites as long as I have, you see plenty of folks with degrees, and no clue. Sole traders tend to use an accountant anyway.

🎵"To hinder them Krauts, we turn da lights out. Get ya curtains drawn, or ya house be gorn."

R.A.P Warden (1939)

Ah yes. Those Excel and PowerPoint skills should give them a competitive edge when it comes to safely rewiring a house or fitting structural steel.

They sure do, but they had it in for him before the election. Now, through their own actions, they've lost a massive chunk of Labour voters. They could win some of those back with a return to centre-left politics. I know they've done good stuff, but it's outweighed by the bad.

Owning the divs

Very probably. I'm just not chicken counting yet.

No, but if they ostensibly play for the point and nick a goal or two, like they can do. A point wouldn't be great for us, considering we'll be expected to win.

They'll relish trying to fuck us by any means necessary.

With the festive season just around thr corner, it's important to remember that a lepidopteron is for life, not just for chrysalis.

One for all you entomologists who don't follow me.

Not even true either.

"I love it when a flan comes together."

- The Pâtissier-Team

You're almost certainly right, but is it worth the risk for tother parties. If whoever came in sorted the comms for informing the electorate of the few decent things they have or might do, that might give Labour a bump. Again, not likely, but you never know.