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Posts by Spandau Calrissian

“You know the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya.”

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FASCISTS!

“It rolls back the age of forgivable past socialism from 16 to 14. If you had a pinko poster on your wall at 15, you’re out of here. And even if you’ve never breathed a word about economics, you can be denaturalized & expelled under this bill…it includes parallel rules against “Marxism.”

10 hours ago 32 9 2 4

No, we hate liberals because they will not fight fascism.

1 day ago 0 0 1 0

Actions versus words, guy. The money and arms never stopped flowing to Israel.

The reason Dems like you can’t win us over is that you keep trying to change the narrative with bullshit. You’ll find a lot of people do not, in fact, have the short-term memory of a goldfish.

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Pure fucking fiction. Never publicly called for a ceasefire, said he’d back Israel no matter what and did exactly that. People calling for a ceasefire were shouted down (at best), arrested and beaten at demonstrations, and generally villainized as anti-semites. Your narrative is hot garbage.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

that's fuckin slavery

4 days ago 368 132 11 1

Even more jarring is border between Koreas at night.

Also, the Luxor resort in Vegas can probably blind you on the moon.

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

He let the artwork do all the heavy lifting

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Possibly the greatest character study ever filmed

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Richie Rich ass government

4 days ago 299 52 40 7
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This is just backing up a truck to empty the Treasury

4 days ago 182 58 7 1

Same vibe as Dobie Gray’s “Drift Away”, a love letter to rock and roll that does not at all rock or roll.

4 days ago 2 0 1 0

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics:

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

Looks like Coleco turned their old handheld sports games into a word processor. You can only buy shit like this at Radio Shack.

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Re-entry is so hot.

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DNC members take a moral stance challenge (impossible)

1 week ago 2 2 0 0

She’s got a killer hook shot but not much else. Easy to cover.

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Then what happens?

1 week ago 9 0 0 0

Hey, stick around. We need you here.

Wherever you’re thinking of going, you’re probably gonna get there anyway. No need to rush.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I haven’t heard a peep from Charlie Kirk about the black man piloting Artemis 2.

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The Anal Intruder, from Top Secret! (1984)

The Anal Intruder, from Top Secret! (1984)

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

That is bold shit for Idaho, chef’s kiss

3 weeks ago 7 0 0 0

Thank you for your attention to this antimatter.

3 weeks ago 29 8 2 0

Yes, but there’s a significant degree of finality to it.

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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yeah let me get the Bare Minimum Trophy all polished up for his ceremony

3 weeks ago 12 3 0 0
Maura Tierney being a smokeshow in NewsRadio

Maura Tierney being a smokeshow in NewsRadio

My favorite part of the ensemble 🤤

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Looks like Planet of the Apes went off the rails

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