If you heard a scream that was me. A centipede just fell off the ceiling onto my desk right in front of me

Oh wait that’s so cool though. We’ve managed to get ours to last about three years

New sticker just dropped

Wait those are great. I’ve got these courtesy of my roommate and my sister

Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker

What a good boy

Not only does he have new hair but he’s also flexing on us now damn
(friend is looking good)

Show it off bestie

Love starting my morning witnessing squirrel cannibalism 😵‍💫

Flagging so the city council knows your preferences

I’m so not pleased

Consistently visiting dangerously close to me

I used to know how to do multi differential equation style math and these days I question if I know how to do division lol

Carbonated and nitro coffee, secretly very fast acting 🫠

Oh! I have the same shirt! And looks good with the jock too!

I traditionally dye mine on the first day of spring every year! Maybe give that a go :)

Honestly I’m team big gay emotions

Who says you can’t be a hot corporate boy ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ ♡

Day before because it meant getting to sleep

Will listen to dnd ideas 👀

Same vibe as tasteful sideboob

Save some success for the rest of us

Buff boy bestie ʕ -ᴥ•ʔ♡

Bitch same, -11 high tomorrow for Minneapolis 😭

I always end up hating my hair cut for a bit after I get it cut. Highly recommend adding bandanas to the rotation

Perhaps the horrors

Oh wait but I fuck with it

Something gay this way comes

Living for bestie biceps

Woke up to the sound of the local crows and decided I wanted to befriend them