I’m honestly shocked that Foster hasn’t been optioned for a fresh arm. What are we doing here

This is also bonkers bsky.app/profile/joel...

but at least the Johnathan Rodríguez cleanup experiment is over

I would’ve kept Basallo’s bat in, put Coby back at third, Pete at first, and left Wilson on the bench for defensive reasons.

Love this

Yep! Pickoffs count (and it was certainly nincompoopery)

Juan Soto Leody Taveras Overall Stats 0.5 WAR 0.6 8 G 19 34 PA 54 11 15 1 HR 2 5 RBI 13 0 SB 1 .355 BA .341 .412 OBP .453 .516 SLG .545 -928 OPS -998 164 OPS+ 186 STATHEAD IBASEBALL

😤

*clocking in. Closing in sounds deeply ominous

heart and soul of the team right there

Orioles last three wins have all been official Wheeeee games

Jayvien Sandridge welcome to the show

Good for him! Along with Sammy and Taveras, a lone bright spot today

He’s been great — but would they move him to bullpen?

Who do you see them bringing up?

Lumbergh from OFFICE SPACE

Oh, hey, Shane Baz, I'm gonna need ya to go ahead and pitch a complete game tomorrow, so uhh if you could just be prepared for a 140-pitch outing tomorrow night that'd be great.

Glad Nuñez got the official win there.

Foster back down tomorrow, yes?

Felt like her the entire time though

what a stupid fucking game

Verdict: silly (complimentary)

Don’t manifest it

stop

That Texas Rangers extra innings game last year means I never feel safe until the final out. Helps that Keegan “Groovin’ It” Akin isn’t currently on the roster.

Actually, the first thing he did was give a press conference in which he promised to acquire pitching, right?

Gunnar Stinker Game tho

Gunnar has the chance to do the funniest thing right now (get on base and then get immediately picked off again)

Play Leody every day you gotta!!!

Lmaolmalmaolmaolmao

Cam Foster? No thank you please I apologize for what I said about Wells