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This honestly smells like a deftly executed marketing campaign for Anthropic more than a big security breakthrough. People have found the same types of vulnerabilities that Mythos found with older/smaller models, you just need to take the time to brute force scan the source code like they did.
This is like they’re trying to be in the sequel to In the Garden of the Beasts. Straight up nazi talking points.
This company needs to be dismantled, tear down their hq and salt the earth on their corporate campus before they kill a billion people.
And I think the SC knows this is how it will go down 🤷♂️
Mark my words, as soon as we hit the two year mark in Trump’s term (which is when Trump can be removed, Vance can become president, and he can still run for two full terms) the GOP is suddenly going to locate their principles.
Hey this is doing a disservice to the hostile *domestic* adversaries who also did a lot of hard work on the last election
Who would win:
the most powerful navy in the history of the world
or
one oily boi
If there’s one thing the religious right believes, it’s that religious people shouldn’t get very worked up about public policy. Definitely not worth spending several decades stacking the courts over it, for example.
France gave Israel nuclear weapons so it’s only fair that they have to give them to Iran as well.
Then the US has to give Ukraine their nukes.
And when they cross the rainbow bridge you’d give a kidney to have another day with them 🥲
Conditions might be better for x% of people, but per much everyone in that group knows someone who is struggling. Pretty much everyone in that group sees how precarious things are, how dark the future looks.
Pessimism is extremely rational at the moment even if you’re ok today.
Did this leak reveal all those LAPD personnel records related to misconduct that they’ve been able to conceal for decades?
Can we work out an arrangement where they get to put our leaders on trial for war crimes, and we can try theirs 🤷♂️
Artemis livestream: look! It's all of humanity in one image!
Also Artemis livestream: do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
Fuxake, why can't it be a secular statement?
Holy context collapse Batman. I think they’re saying they’re a marketing platform, the tokens are being paid for by their rapidly growing number of customers. The post itself is an advertisement and the audience knows all this jargon.
Ironically the GOP has been making hay turning out low propensity votes, and their big election law they want to pass is something that makes it harder to vote.
Unfortunately at the end of the day this whole thing was theatre. The big prize, cutting off ICE funding, will be quietly taken away in reconciliation. The GOP has been openly saying this for a while.
Schumer won a token skirmish but the outcome of the battle was never in question.
They’re waiting for the two year mark of the term.
That’s when they can kick him out, Vance can take over, and since it won’t count as a full term Vance will be able to run for two additional full terms.
Highly recommend watching the Artemis launch with Philip Glass’ Koyaanisqatai blasting. It’s an entire vibe.
This type of promotional material/legal caveat combo is done at basically every software company and today seasoned people in the software business are acting like Microsoft just invented it 🤷♂️
Isn’t this another flavor of the bog standard software boilerplate that says something like
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE," WITH ALL FAULTS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND.
It’s like every credible sexual misconduct allegation gets his name added to some new landmark or form of currency. A reverse Cesar Chavez.
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." — Jack Handey
Iran is reportedly making barbaric threats to assist Trump with a third term
That moron doesn’t know that the British did exactly that, and the treasonous human trafficking mega-cartel known as the Confederacy overwhelmingly rejected it.
Do you want to park…deliciously
I don’t prefer either, but hyperinflation is honestly not any worse than a global deflation spiral, which is what would occur if these balanced budget amendment dogs catch their car.
There’s no way to maintain it, period. That’s why it’s a dilemma. You’re rich until it all comes crashing down, and your only choice is in how it crashes.
