Listening to Adele’s “21” as a person above the age of 21 has completely changed my entire perception of Adele

Someone’s been breaking into my apartment and eating all my Oreos

I’m working on incorporating bee puns in my daily speech

Also, for those curious, I do have more than 2 fingers plus a thumb (if you’re into the whole “thumb isn’t a finger thing”), you just can’t see the other two because they are behind the bottle

Cheers,
Robert

Recently picked up this antiperspirant because it smells really good and I thought it would have a similar impact on me. However, don’t be fooled, this product does NOT work! To be specific, it doesn’t stop me from sweating hardly at all. But I’ll admit, I do smell pretty good 😎

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Timeline watching UNC basketball tonight

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Texas Women’s Basketball walking into my champion slot for every bracket I’ve done for the past 4 years (I will never pick a different team)

Hook em! 🤘

Miami doing this well is proof that an elite team can have 1 or 2 or possibly 8 bad weeks and still be good enough to compete for a national title

Zohran Mamdani is the mayor of NYC!

I need UNC football to make the Pop-Tart Bowl one of these years

Can Batman solve Five Nights at Freddy’s?

@lesbianpetewentz.bsky.social you might enjoy this one

Like if you agree

Zohran Mamdani would LOOOVE Bojangles

Of course he throws a touchdown right after I post this #jinx

Robert

Aaron Rodgers’s career

How I look at my fridge after seeing someone drank the 8-pack of Trader Joe’s Black Cherry Vanilla Sparkling Water Seltzers I bought two days ago

We should grab a beer some time lol you seem like a cool fun person

New plan for UNC football

Survive

Slight change of plans

-Year 1: 3-9
-Year 2: 3-9 (but we beat Duke this time)
-Year 3: 3-9
-Year 4: Win Pop-Tart Bowl
-Year 5: 3-9

Good morning liberals

My Fantasy WNBA team has just clinched a spot in the league playoffs

Have a wonderful day,
Robert

Made some changes to the fantasy team (including but not limited to cutting maga cunningham, I was unaware of her politics) and we’re on a 5-game winning streak and firmly in the drivers seat headed into the ‘yoffs

Robert

Some light philosophy before my flight #KnowledgeIsPower

Robert

Pretty excited about the NYC mayor results #NoMoCuomo

Robert

I believe it

Technically 🤓👆 they’ll be better

Robert

I have no problem with Angel Reese Angel Reeseing as long as I get those fantasy points #compromise

Robert

You and me both

Robert

Thank you Mr. Bullit! And yes, their support and encouragement helped me tremendously. I am very grateful for all they have done to help.

Robert