This is your obligatory pony post wishing that yall get hi as a, well, me I guess, cause I’m a horse 🐴
Posts by BeautifulStallionWoman🏳️⚧️🐴🏳️⚧️
Ethel, the protagonist of The Bell Jar, is like such a failgirl tbh
Yea honey, eating a glass of raw beef and egg and not showering for 29 days is high key failgirl behavior fr fr
Star Trotting' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Silver
Art by @skippylynn.bsky.social
www.furaffinity.net/view/64711249/
Ok i kinda think all italians have adhd, it would explain so so much
Thank fuck for traumaqueers. Fr fr no cap april
She Hüsker on my Dü like the Taming of the Shrew
I’ve noticed a lot more trans women working in hospitals, and we’re always doing some sort of Charlie Work.
I’m always saying this fr fr #aseriouspony #ididntevendoanything
A bay horse attempts to put their nose a girls red winter coat, presumably looking for treats but the girl obviously notices the 900lbs mammal and what he’s up to. The horse girl in the red coat looks down in amusement and curiosity at the sweet adorable honse, her face is obscured by a baseball cap with a large “t4t” patch sewn on it. Because of course this horse girl is trans, and also a pony herself 🐴
When the horse fails the pick pocket check but manages to pull a nat 20 on the adorable honse check, so I was chill with him searching my pockets for snacks 🐴
The only snacks he found examining my coat were my fingers. I still have all of them so we’re like best friends now.
This pony finally got to spend some time with other horses again! 🐴🐴
Special thanks to my wonderful girlfriend @thehouseofwills.bsky.social who set up a long over do wonderful day of riding! More pics to come!
Also it’s so lovely that my coat now smells like a barn, best smell ever!
Ugh being knotted sounds hi key goated rn fr fr.
What? Pony’s can enjoy being knotted by dominant wolf as much as the next pup. Isn’t that right @thehouseofwills.bsky.social
“Dressage is just math rock for horses” - @thehouseofwills.bsky.social
The thing is she isn’t wrong 🐴
aka @ponygal.bsky.social
The response I get after asking who can identify what this baggie of crystal and shards is. Like yea its probably drugs but I wanna know what kind miss mage lady 🐴
Be the change you want to see in the employee handbook
God damn it I’m doing this right now. I’m ADHD pone 🐴
PTSD is so pony coded fr fr
Like, it’s not the ptsd symptom hyperarousal when I literally jump after being startled in specific ways, I’m just a spooky pony.
Genuinely one of the best responses to something I posted on Reddit. This pony went on a rant about John Kellogg and his insane views on masturbation.
Ohh and it was on a subreddit for stimulant users..
More stallion woman diy repairs using medical supplies coming soon to a theater near you!
#pone #tgirlhorsegirl #nofapfaptendertinder #literalshitpostingexceptnotbecauseitsthetankofthetoiletsotheresn #everanyshitinit #whycantiwritelongerhashtagstonowhere #ponygirl #ponyplaypetplumber
I’m calling AI generated music “grock rock” and I’m so happy that term popped into my empty pony brain of mine🐴
AHDC all horses deserve cake 🐴
What kind of drugs does a horse do?
NEIGHsal drugs! lol XD
If you don’t laugh at this or tell me I’m clever you’re equinephobic and I am more than willing to throw hooves about it
Need to take more pony pics🐴
Of all the shit I’ve seen in an ICU, I am so disappointed this wasn’t one of them
If I liked camping I’d totally take you up on that!
I normally don’t comment on stuff like this, but some friendly advice is that an article that makes scientific claims but doesn’t site a single source probably isn’t very reliable.
Just wanted to repost this fucking legendary clip cause it came up in conversation. Honestly probably the proudest I’ve been about the smut I’ve posted 🐴
During these terrible times, I think people need juggling more than ever to take their minds off their troubles.
Anyone know any queer reporters that want some info/possible story?
Don’t want to post on main but yea. Feel free to DM or post in comments
Satanic Bluegrass back in the house tn.
Doors 7pm
8:00-8:30 Goose Tongue
8:45-9:15 The House of Wills
9:30-10:15 The Pentagram String Band