new potential nickname added to my list

fun word of the day!

for absolutely no reason

cheers to my birthday weekend trip

happy V-Day

I used to fall in love with everyone, y'know?

not romantically, but it was head-over-heels love nonetheless. I've lived so many lives in my head with so many people, and the one thing that remained the same was we always made it to the end

friends, family and lovers, we always stayed together

I'll be honest kitten

I don't know if the power of positive attitude and copious amounts of alcohol are enough to pull daddy out of this seemingly bottomless well of pure despair

for a species that vividly hallucinates every night for about eight hours

it really is strange that humans aren't more into hallucinogens as a general rule

this aged well

preparing to paint at the new house!

and all of them were deceived

for there was a fifth loko

no wonder they call me crazy
the way I straight jack it

I mean

they already let Fox News in there so

my trickster god will NOT stand for your bullshit

no really

look at this shit

HEBOCON: The Robot Contest for Dummies [The Jury Selections, The 18th Japan Media Arts Festival] YouTube video by プぁと地

welp, this is probably the best thing I'm going to watch today

youtu.be/46ivFpsmEVQ

I do find myself missing Instagram. Twitter...? not so much. Facebook? eh, it was fun because of a couple groups I was in

but Instagram? I could mindlessly scroll through videos for hours on there

better for my mental health to go without? absolutely. doesn't mean I don't miss it sometimes

you gotta have

FAITH

last time I dressed up as a pirate, I was a Pie-rat

I had a fantastic custom rat mask, pirate coat, and I guess I loved pie or something?

Hobbe-coded characters

this one time, I drunkenly stole one of my friend's ex's mailbox

we took turns beating it with a metal baseball bat during a party sometime later

about a month passes, and we drop it back off at her house

ah, those were the days

what in the fucking Mandela effect...?

dis how Valentine's day goes nowadays?

a'ight, I can work with it

#valentinesday #romance #thankyouwalmart

accepting the fact that I exhibit orange cat energy

no, I won't elaborate. those of you who know me are familiar

end of January affirmations:

I *do* haunt every waking moment of my enemies lives

I *am* quiet as smoke when I creep

I *will* return after my death to haunt those I love AND hate

damn Batman

don't kinkshame

kitten I'll be honest

the every day toil of mortal life is wearing daddy down like the venom of a serpent dripping into the eyes of a trickster god

mid-day drinking?

yeah, that sounds like the solution

#daydrinking #callofthevoid