Maybe for next Halloween

Oh yeah he’s definitely not a good guy but I don’t buy that he says all these ridiculous things without being aware of how they sound

I’ve always had it with me! You can’t prove that I haven’t!

Someone who likes fighting should say the Soviet Union or something

I’ve got a mighty thirst to quench brother

This is why I don’t post about Tim Pool

meet me at the dark landmark known to us as “unc’s folly”. we have a lot to discuss

The human pet guy has always read as at least 75% a bit to me sadly. That still leaves a lot of weirdness on the table but he seems as in on the joke as any of these freaks can be. If you don't understand this post then seek no further pilgrim.

God yes

The one and only

Whenever I refer to Obama this is who I'm talking about btw

I suspect it's more that you like for people to see you on a regular baiss. That's because you are assuming people want to see YOU on a regular basis. Maybe they don't. And you're intruding on their right of solitude.

Ethan Obama

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

It’s hard to look them in the eye once you’ve seen how pathetically they get fired

I should reread Top 10…

Thinking of my canonical marijuana experience where I watched my roommates play Ultimate Spider-Man on the PS2 for 2+ hours while internally chortling and going "it would be crazy if this was real... but there's no way to make Spider-Man into a video game"

Tony Soprano saying “I can’t have this conversation again.”

Married people STD testing discourse again? On a Monday?

At the same time??

He’s consulting on a Call the Midwife game for Switch 2 but it’s all very hush hush

IMO it all started with “Wait so how did he survive throwing himself off the roof?” “Wouldn’t you like to know.” “Yes I would actually, it’s kind of important.” “No it’s not.” “But—“ “It’s just not. lol.”

My uncle who works at the BBC showed it to me. Even worse than the rest of the season surprisingly.

Thanks, (Ethan) Obama

I only know about these horrible little creatures through cultural osmosis, much the same way many Americans once felt about my people the Irish

The only thing "bananas" is how spoiled for choice they are!

What we do is basically take a regular iPhone and then put the woke in, which is the majority of our costs

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

Trump’s presidency has always been an interesting value proposition for other Republican electeds. “You can have everything you’ve ever wanted, plus your fucking ass kicked”

A meme showing Trump turning toward the viewer with the caption “Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn… you’ll love this next part”