Hello?? 😭

Told my resident we had pumpkin flavored ice cream & she went “Hmm?” then I went “HMM?”

Then she told me to get it & two spoons 🥹🥹

I love a big ass salad! Banana peppers, cucumbers, a little turkey, my god! 🥗

Everything will fall exactly how I want it to ✨

Blue magic >>>>>

My hair smells sooo good 🥰

Just discovered a cat named Molecule on tiktok 😭😭😭😭😭

We truly can’t have nice things 🙄

& claimed he had “an old soul” so she thought he was older.. HOW SWAY. Let’s not absolve women of their fuckery

She “mentored” DAngelo when he was 16 then magically had his baby by the time he was 19. Let’s call it wtf it is

Angie Stone was a pedophile byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank you to The Pitt for making a realistic hospital drama that involves no sexual relationships between doctor, routine diagnoses that don’t take a psychic to figure out, & empathetic staff w/ good bedside manner 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Lemon cake now in the oven ✨

An açaí bowl sounds amazinggg 😩

Hit the blunt & decided I wanna bake a cake 😭 #thedangersofmarijuana

I know Gary be wanting to tell SpongeBob to get the fuck on sometimes

Bout to fake a stomach virus & call out for the day LMAOOO

Now who the fuck told me to drink coffee after eating Taco Bell?!

Fantasizing about the salad I packed for lunch 😮‍💨

Really in my baking era 🧁

Gonna attempt banana nut muffins tomorrow 🤎

Ain’t nun like an after sex pack of gummy snacks 😮‍💨

No fucking wayyyy 💀💀💀💀

We had to wade through some water but we here! 😂

May will be 3 years in ✨

Oh sista is GONE

today is the day, biracials.
thank you for participating in the black history month activities thus far, please turn in your kufis & laser eyes on your way out.

My ass done signed up for a double, only to find out the weather is absolute ASS & the roads may freeze.. the way I’m finna ask my sup if I can cut out at 6 😭

Idk how to feel about the ppl at Taco Bell knowing my order by looking at me 💀💀💀

Crisis adverted, now let’s get through the rest of this shift bless us all 😂